Shirley,
If this is done right, we can submit the site to http://www.amused.com as I think it would qualify as an amusing site!
< giggles >
Wow, this could be my biggest contribution to SDMB, and dare I say, the World. Do you think I could get a Noble Prize for Most Traveled Underpants That Are Not Mine?
I will do a roll call later on. It’s nearly midnight and I must go to bed.
Well, I don’t think you can get them here in time for Samhain but I can still try to take them to circle with me! I can take pictures of the UnderBear sitting in my cauldron!
Sorry to dissapoint you, screech-owl, but 99.99% of those stereotypes are true.
How’s about a pix of the undies at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame??
Or, any better ideas for Cleveland?? Jacob’s Field? the Cleveland Clinic?
MomCat
Heck folks, hit 'em all. I mean, even towns like Cleveland have great photo ops. But I would think that we shouldn’t go too hog wild with the camera unless we’re willing to throw a new one in there.
When’s it goin’ out, Shirley? And does it have an itinerary?
How about hanging off the classic “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas” sign at the end of the strip?
Alright, here is the list so far of the volunteers waiting to host the underwear bear:
Momcat (cleveland)
**Evilbeth **( Tn) Pagan rituals abound.
Blue Twilight ( MA)
Whammo will do Las Vegas with the panties
Tatertot is eager to receive women’s underpants in Germany.
Deb2World will do the sites in LA, perhaps to see the transvestites in Hollywood.
**Vix1 ** will try to sell the Brooklyn Bridge to a pair of skivvies.
Kent has volunteered to show Tallahassee off.
I just remembered that my neighbors are going on a Panamanian Cruise in two or three weeks. I think it would be *most romantic * to take Underwear Bear along for the trip. If they are game for a menage-a-bear/panties thing, then after they return, the bear will be put into motion for this journey.
Where is Cheif Scott, Uncle Beer, Imthecowgodmoo…ohhh who else could be a part of history?
Hi Shirley,
I know it was a “slip of the tongue”, but why was everyone referred to by their “doper handle” except me?
See if I sign my name for YOU again. 
Now that the posting has slowed, I’m going to relay a gag that came to mind while reading this thread.
The setup: A female friend had come into town for a weekend visit. (A platonic relationship, darnit.) After leaving for home, she realized that she’d left her pillow at my house. She called and asked me to mail her the pillow.
The prop: I had acquired (another story) a pair of women’s underwear, size 5, red, mesh, with black lace adorning the front. Clearly these were NOT the kind of underwear a woman would wear because “they’re comfortable”. They were lying around the closet collecting dust. (I considered them to be a prescription that I was trying to get filled.)
The gag: I boxed up the pillow, and carefully placed these panties on top of the pillow so that when the box was opened, the first thing to be seen is these panties. Then I mailed the box to her – at the office.
Well, sure enough, when the box arrived at the office, the receptionist opens the box for her and the first thing she sees is these red mesh, black laced panties – in my friend’s size.
She swore to me that the office never did believe her story.
Dont’ forget me…
South Bend, IN
Somebody has to take the knickers to Mme T.'s and photograph em with all the celebs!
I only know of the one in London and in Amsterdam…
Voluntiers!!
(if you plan to have the undies around till june 2001 I can take em to London cause I ll no longer be a “resident of Austria” then anymore most prolly) but I dont think they are likely to travel soooo long…
:sobs:
So easily forgotten…
And if you can get them to me by Halloween, I can and WILL perform a Pagan Ritual with them! I can! I can!
I’ve been away from the boards lately, so I didn’t see this thread until just now. Sorry about that. But I am a practicing Pagan, and I would LOVE to do a ritual with them!
I don’t have a cauldron, though, but I do have a mortar & pestle, and some Wiccan friends who throw a positively awesome Halloween party every year, with pumpkin carving, massive quantities of food & drink, and a bitchin’ bonfire.
I’ll email you pronto! 
Shirley, sweetie, you forgot my name in the list of volunteers as well…
Ditto.
I will take a picture of them in front of the Denver Broncos Headquarters. If I can pull it off, I might be able to get them with several members of the Colorado Avalanche.
Didn’t you get my email?
Ok, I’m having technical difficulties with my brain. I posted whomever I had received via email that day.
Southernstyle, I …um…couldn’t remember your user name and well…I shoulda figured it out…Southern Style…Tallahassee… I should be flogged.
Everyone who is anyone is on this list.
Woohoo ! I’m on the list!
Um, I am still on the list, right?
Gosh, spend a couple of days with two sick kids, wiping yucky noses and a continous loop of either the Teletubbies or Spot AND have a husband come home sick from work ( which he has never done before, and your most famous thread drops off the radar.
Excuse over.
Roll call:
(Some of you did not put your user name in your email and your email address was no clue either… remember, people, above all,* I am a moron.* So, rather than expose your secret identity, like I did with SouthernStyle–eek, I’ll just post your phone number…HAH… Kidding… your city.
In no particular order:
screech-owl Too close to Disney.
**sdimber ** Kansas
**born dodgy ** Austria ( you know, where they just had the Olympics 
**Rocking Chair ** Philly
**Kimkatt ** Oh Canada, (Ontario)
***The Incredible Mr. Cynical ** * Mork and Mindy’s home town.
**Sassy ** SFO
**Johnathan Chance ** Blue Ridge Mountians…shenandoah river…Take me hoooooome…country roooooads…Sorry.
Vix1 Brooklyn Bridge
**Zelga[/] Somewhere in VA.
SouthernStyle There’s only one SouthernStyle and one Tallahassee.
Connor Scenic South Bend
Lazaruz7 BC.Not the comic strip.
catrandom Grease is the word is the word is the word.
andygirl Ivy league school
deb2world LA
Tatertot Germany, ja ja
WhammoVIVA LAS VEGAS!
**Blue Twilight ** Lizzie Borden’s Hack and Wack B&B
Evilbeth and her tour of Evilness Somewhere in TN
**Momcat ** A newbie lurker showing greatness early on by volunteering the Rock and Roll Hall of fame to the undies.
If I forgot anyone you are on the list, as I have emailed everyone stating, well, you are on the list.
I am going to email a few that showed interest in receiving women’s panties on a bear . There are two that have no listed email:
Cristi - email me your address.
Scotticher and flodnak - email me if you want strange womans underwear to arrive in your mail!
Anyone else who wants to get in on the traveling undies, email ASAP, the bear is going to go out real soon.
I told you I am a mo-ron.
Sorry about the bolding.