Apparently dress code is anything from jeans to floor-length ball gowns.
Here are the choices…
- Black pencil skirt and black three quarter sleeve tight fitting shirt.
Pros: classy, understated
Cons: maybe makes my butt look a little big? Also, sort of funereal-looking.
- Strapless knee-length shimmery gold and purple dress with matching wrap.
Pros: makes my breasts look niiiiiice.
Cons: don’t want to be the slutty girl at a corporate function.
Help me out here, dopers!