hate to be a “master of the obvious” here but…how could you guys forget Another One Bites The Dust by Queen???
I’ve already told my husband, should I take the old dirt nap before he does (and the odds are for it, considering the early grave he’s driving me to) that I want the song “I’m Going Home” from the original Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack played at my funeral.
Then after everybody gets through boo-hooing (or screamlaughing, whichever) they can get up and do “The Time Warp” right afterwards.
I think in my case it’d be a fitting send-off. 
What? No Dead Parrot Sketch? 
If I’m gonna die, I’ll at least make my funeralgoers suffer through my bizzare musical tastes. We’ll start off easy with Pie Jesu'' from Andrew Lloyd Webber's *Requiem*, then hit them with Tom Waits' Dirt in the Ground’’ and finish with ``The Diamond Sea’’ by Sonic Youth, the album version. 20 minutes of guitar noise, muahaha.
Hey welcome to the board strangecurrencies
I would chose ‘Where ever I Lay My Head’ by Tom Waits
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‘You Only Live Twice’ by Nancy Sinatra
or
‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’ by The WHO
I love the Pogues, but if they were played I would want to be there for a good wake
Speaking of the Pogues reminds me of the Ireland concert which reminds me of ** Chris DeBurgh** and “Don’t Pay the Ferryman”, the wonderful live version from that concert where the audience sings along. Not a bad way to go
Mine would have to be dependant upon the circumstances of my death. Some of them would have to be:
Sympathy for the Devil - Stones
Sober - Tool
Wherever I May Roam - Metallica
Fade Into You - Mazzy Starr
The Song Remains the Same - Led Zeppelin
Fade to Black - Metallica
Nutshell - Alice in Chains
Amazing Grace on the bagpipes. For several reasons:
- I will not have to hear them.
- All those people who in life professed to care about me will be required to prove their friendship by listening.
- If I have not been embalmed properly and am in fact alive but in a deep coma or apopleptic state, the sound of bagpipes, much like the sound of someone trying to murder a pig by inserting it into a live cat will surely awaken me. I will rise from my coffin, look at the group of men wearing dresses, performing what looks suspiciosly like a conjugal act with an octopus, and tell them to cut the &)(#@ racket.
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Something funny, from Weird Al maybe. That’s what I always want at funerals I attend, something to break up all the sobbing.
“Enjoy Yourself, It’s Later Than You Think” by Louis Prima.
definitely.
The theme song from the Benny Hill show.
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I know it’s trite, but Amazing Grace (as performed by the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards) would be cool. Followed by…
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“Worthy is the Lamb/Amen” from Handel’s Messiah. Appropriate, and if it gets the mourners thinking of me singing in the heavenly choir, so much the better.
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Then, “Siegfried’s Funeral March” from Wagner’s Gotterdammerung. Appropriate, and if it gets the mourners thinking of me kickin’ in the doors to Valhalla, so much the better.
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Finally, “Fight for California”. Nothing like a good college fight song to get everbody up.

“Old and Wise” by the Alan Parsons Project.