What superhero sidekick would you like to boink?

Another vote for Batgirl, TV series or Batman Returns.

Max of Batman Beyond. Due to the fact that the SDMB embraces folks of all orientations, I should point out that Max is short for Maxine.

Max is an A student with a killer body. A computer program she created to uncover members of the Jokerz, a gang dedicated to the apparently deceased Clown Prince Of Crime, instead revealed that Terry was Batman. Since then, she’s helped Terry with many cases. At times, it seemed that she would don a costume and become his partner.

most like - I’m not sure…

But given some of my past horrible decisions with men, most likely to… Die Fledermaus after I’ve had a few drinks.

Does Peter Pan count as a superhero? Because Tinkerbell is pretty hot and if she can turn herself human-size (like in Hook) then I’m all over that!

Does Buffy count as a superhero? If so, my first choice would be Willow. My second choice would be Willow. My third choice would be Willow.

Colleen Wing
Kristen Kreuk
Hawkgirl (who is NOT romantically attached to Hawkman as of the last time I checked)
Mercy (Luthor’s chauffeur)

Super villain sidekick, but I’d go for Sebastian Shaw’s assistant/femme fatale/living personal organizer/accountant/whatever: Tessa.