While Wondergirl has possibilities, I think I’d most like to engage in vigorous sexual intercourse with (the now largely forgotten) Aqua Girl. For those many of you who have forgotten the little hottie, she was somewhat analogous to Aqua Lad, but hung out more with Mera. Why her you ask? Because if it smells like…
Did anyone watch Los Luchadores on Fox Kids a few years ago? If so
- I look forward to seeing you in our own personal pit of Hell
- Lobo Fuerte’s sidekick Turbo was totally hot
Dynagirl. Wait, wasn’t she in high school?
Never mind…
Superman was flying around one night feeling horny. Suddenly he saw Wonder Woman lying naked on the ground.
“ah, why not” he thought. So he dived down at 1000 mph with his tackle out and hit Wonder Woman. WHAM BAM all over and away.
Wonder Woman says “What was that?”
To which the Invisible Man replies “I don’t know but I’ve got a sore arse.”
Hawkwoman counts as a sidekick, right?
Yeah, Katar would totally kick my ass from here to Thanagar, but it’d be worth it.
Does Batgirl count?
His name was Turbine. Both he and Lobo maintained that he was Lobo’s partner, not his sidekick.
I’d go for one of the Whelp’s wenches myself.
“Gimme some kibble baby!”
Thanks for the info, DocCathode. It’s been awhile.
What about supervillain sidekicks?
As some might have suspected, I’ve got a major hard-on (figuratively, of course) for Harley Quinn.
But I did always feel a strange attraction to Nightwing. The brooding moody type kinda gets to me.
I’m just going to say that Mrs. Tygr is a big fan of Harley Quinn.
As a big fan of the Joker, I have no problem with this.
;)[sup]Only a month & a half 'til Halloween!
Jade–daughter of the Golden Age GL, girlfriend of a recent GL, & sidekick to both. Green skin. Yummy.
Mary Marvel–cute & perky.
How about the female Robin that Batman had as a sidekick in Batman: The Dark Knight Returns?
Batgirl–call her what you want, they always draw her like a woman, and you gotta love how she doesn’t need to hide her identity so much that all that red hair can’t hang out. How about Joe from MADMAN? Or Blitzen, the Belgian sidekick from THE TICK.
Batgirl–call her what you want, they always draw her like a woman, and you gotta love how she doesn’t need to hide her identity so much that all that red hair can’t hang out. How about Joe from MADMAN? Or Blitzen, the Belgian sidekick from THE TICK.
Joe from Madman is totally cute, but so are all of Mike Allred’s women.
Since Batgirl is already spoken for I’m going to pick Wendy from the Superfriends. (Remember Wendy, Marvin and Wonderdog?)
I’d actually prefer Daphne, but I don’t think Scooby-Doo qualifies as a super hero.
Well, if thirteen year olds are what floats your boat…
This thread reminds me of Top Ten, where
a superhero team turns out to be a front for a paedophile ring abusing their sidekicks.
Wasn’t that like 20 years ago?
I’m sure she’s out of the jailbait category by now.
Then Batman’s looking good for a 95-year old.
hmmmmmm boinking a sidekick huh. Guess I would have to work my way through the male members of the Teen Titans…literally!