What the fu[del]c[/del]dge is up with Mormons and gay marriage? (amazingly short)

The story I heard, from 2 practicing Mormons on different occasions, regarding monetary support for Prop 8 is…interesting.

They claimed that the church itself did not encourage/instruct the faithful to send money to support Prop 8. In fact, they both claimed that the church disapproves of making any sort of political recommendations from the pulpit. Rather, it merely encourages members to take political action that is in accordance with their faith and it is no surprise that many chose to support Prop 8.

They also both claimed that the LDS church gives money to certain Catholic charitable groups that help the poor and what-have-you, in regions where the LDS is not particularly prevalent. In this way, they do the most good, by not duplicating effort, much like Warren Buffet giving money to Bill Gate’s charity. Some of these Catholic groups are in California and they spent money on Prop 8 support, without the explicit approval of the Mormons.

I have no idea of the veracity of these claims, the first seems plausible, the second seems like blame-shifting after they saw just how many people were pissed off.

Hell is endless reruns of Lawrence Welk.

No, Hell is endless reruns of Lawrence Welk presenting One Toke Over The Line

HAH!
The guys that wrote the song. and the story behind it

It’s a reference to the fact that many of the Mormon’s “divinely revealed” temple rituals are pretty much cut and pasted from Masonic rituals. (Smith was a Mason and, as with the Book of Mormon itself, some of his revelations about rituals would have seemed plagiarized if you didn’t just know he was getting them off the divine teletype.)

Damn… heretofore I thought the Stepford kids doing the Chicken Dance was the most disturbing Welk clip on YouTube. I wonder what followed One Toke.

Sampiro, that was funny.

Now Lawrence Welk and the Dead Kennedys are going to be linked in my mind.

I don’t know whether to thank you or damn you.

I’m going to have to second Captain Amazing here. Having been a Mormon my entire life, I have to say that “Defending moral values” trumps “Sucking up to other Christian faiths” by a LARGE margin.

That’s one virtue that must be admitted; looking at LDS history they aren’t terribly concerned with fitting in, at least not theologically.

Thanks ** Mtgman**, I still have that damn song in my head.

What’s up with that stupid underwear nonsense anyway? I think their entire “system of faith” is crazier than a shit house mouse anyway.

Screw their 3 levels of heaven, I want to know about the secret cow level.