What the fuck crawled up Coldfire's ass and died?

God that man is the most pathetic piece of shit moderator I’ve ever seen. I post a thread. He posts a link to an old thread of similar topic. No problem. He used rather dismissive language, IMO, by simply stating “it’s been done before.” and saying nothing else, which to me seemed like he was saying that my thread shouldn’t have existed. I said (and I wasn’t angry or rude or anything, just making a point) “Oh you’re right. We don’t have any new posters since 1999, this is totally redundant” – to me this is a fairly standard level of comment for the board… a little bit of sarcasm, nothing biting, nothing insulting or mean, no attacks…

I expected that to be the end of it, no big deal, whatever. But now he feels that he needs to come in deny things, whatever. Maybe he was legitimately trying to set the record straight. Not a problem. I replied thusly, to explain my own reaction:

Originally posted by Coldfire
Secondly, it’s no big deal. I was merely offering people the opportunity to look at some prior results.

Hense your dismissive wording, eh?
quote:

Switch to decaf already.

I’m not really sure what this means. I don’t drink coffee.

Whatever. It still isn’t a big deal to me, nor am I angry or even upset. More just wondering what is problem is, but whatever.

So what happens next? He starts threatening me.

"Whatever the case may be, comments and complaints about the Straight Dope Message Board Administration belong in The BBQ Pit. If you think it’s worth it, go ahead and start a thread there. But there will be no more bickering from you towards any moderator outside of that designated forum.

I trust I make myself understood. If you can’t refrain from further comments here, this thread will be locked. At the very least."
EH?? What the fuck is your deal Coldfire? Not getting enough fiber in your meals? You may want to take some of your own advice and stop trying to LOOK for offense in simple remarks when none is meant. If you didn’t mean to offend, then fine. It’s not like I called you to the mat on it or anything. I told you why I’d taken your words the way I did and in response you start oozing shit from every orifice. What fucking ever.
The thread in question was in no way worthy of taking anything to the pit, but his final post on the matter pissed me off. I hadn’t even realized that I WAS “bickering toward [a] moderator” … but I guess in the little world of Coldfire if you aren’t kissing his ass you’d better just shut your cake hole.

oh yeah

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71014

How amusing.

ok, show’s over. Please close this thread. I said what I needed to say, and that’s all I wanted to do.

Er, no. Sorry. You can’t simply start a thread to say something and then close it down without discussion upon it.

In a couple of days, I’ll close it for you. But I won’t immediately close a thread so that you can have your say sans reply.

Just to weigh in, I didn’t find Coldfire’s link to a previous thread with the comment “It’s been done before” to be “dismissive” and his “take anti-moderator comments to the the pit”-type comments are part of his job description.

Fenris

Yawn.

Hey, Opal,

It’s
Been
Done
Before.

You know, other posters have been known to do the ‘been there did that’ mode as well, and it generally doesn’t warrant a rolleyes.

So, sorry, I saw Coldfire link to another, recent thread of the same topic, with a benign comment, you reply with a rolleyes, and even then he asks, ‘er what did I do now’ ? and you call his wording dismissive etc. Why not take it to e-mail at that point instead of posting?

Mountain out of an ant hill if you ask me. (and since you posted this, I assume you were asking for replies)

“It’s been done before” does seem to be the standard phrase and I’m sure no offense was intended. Personally, I have never been crazy about that phrase. To me, it does have a slight tone of rebuke. How about using “This is an update to <previous thread>” or somesuch when that is the intent and “It’s been done before” when it is meant as a rebuke?

Let me get this straight, Opal; you overreact to a simple link and now Coldfire is a “pathetic peice of shit moderator”? Gosh, that’s fascinating; do you always call someone a “peice of shit” after YOU overreact to something they say? Strikes me as being a strange way to deal with other humans but that’s your call. It must be fun hanging out with you:

Could you explain at what juncture he actually did something wrong? YOU flipped out over an innocuous statement. YOU refused to accept his followup explanation with grace. YOU started the pissing contest and now you’re complaining that he smells like ammonia. To use your words: “What fucking ever.”

What the frig ever happened to civility?

One little ‘I’m sorry, didn’t mean it to sound that way’ from Coldfire and a ‘That’s OK, sorry I took it the wrong way’ from Opal, and everyone goes along their merry way.

Do we really have all this pent up anger to go off at every little thing?

Coldfire’s apology comes off as an ‘I’m sorry you’re such a jerk, Opal’, and Opal has to keep it going, of course. We end, as usual, with a vague threat of banning from the moderator.

People, it’s a silly little MPSIMS post, get lives already, okay?

Cheesesteak!
Get lives? WHAT kind of freakin insult is THAT??
Cheesesteak should be banned!!!

(i hope the powers that be get that I’m bein funny)

Never take civility lessons from a guy who tells everyone to get a life.

Before the thread is closed down, I would like to respond to the OP, “What the fuck crawled up Coldfire’s ass and died?”

It was a hamster. OK? Can’t we let the poor little critter rest in PEACE?

Eve, it was actually an inflateable pig.
Cheesesteak.

There is always more than meets the eye, and alot more to this than 2 or three posts.

Opal, I really think you overreacted in this thread. I honestly thought that you knew better than starting all this crap again.

Ah well, there goes the neighbourhood.

Damn, there goes my lifelong dream of opening:

Cheesesteak’s School of Manners

Maybe I can go for a school of Anger Mismanagement and Cookiecutter Insults instead. You know, focus on my strengths.

Nah, it was a tulip. Once, that tulip could have bought and sold the lot of ya.

Um… no. I did not “flip out” over his link or his explanation. I didn’t start any pissing contest. I was very calm and rational. Or is a rolling-eyes smiley now considered a declaration of war?

I came to the pit to say that Coldfire is a “pathetic peice of shit moderator” after HE escalated things WAAAAY above anything I had said by posting his threats. Hell I didn’t even realize it was a fight until he started that shit.

Anyway, no I didn’t post this to get responses, I posted this because I wanted to address my feelings on the matter and wasn’t able to in the original thread.
Oh, and I’d like to thank the people who have emailed me and IMed me with your support. You all know who you are. My favorites were “He’s really turned into a fucking Nazi.” and “I’ve never seen a mod get such a big head and such a bad attitude before”…

I don’t expect these people to post in this thread though… they tend to be more friendly types… the kind who don’t enjoy flame wars. As for the flame-loving types… well I don’t really care what you think, so post away.

'Tis a pity we won’t be hearing from these gentle people who casually throw around terms like “fucking piece of shit” and “fucking Nazi.”