What the fuck is this, the kookball time of the year?

Let’s see:

We have the Maryland Sniper.
On Oct. 7, French tanker off the Yemeni coast exploded. Terrorists are suspected.
On Oct. 10, Philippine bomb blast killed 8 and wounded 17.
On Oct. 10, there was also a bomb in Russian police station in Checnya.20 policemen dead.
On Oct. 11, A shopping mall in Vantaa, Finland, was bombed. 7 dead, 63 wounded. Hell, I’m a Finn myself. Things like this usually just don’t happen in Finland.
On Oct. 12, A Balinese tourist resort was bombed. At least 28 killed.

Why the hell is everything acting up? I mean, one bombing or other nutter is bad enough, but when there’s a row of them, things get a little suspicious!

Look, dammit. I was pissed of 'cause it’s that time of the month AND all my frequent flyer miles were about to expire. What did you expect me to do?

Ok, look. I know, I know, I shouldn’t make light of any of it. But it’s how I deal with stuff, ok?