http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132092&highlight=fuck
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edited to insert hard returns and prevent sidescroll. - UB
This might be the lamest attempt at trolling I have ever seen. :o
Because we were trying to see if we could get you to use way too many question marks.
Also, I imagine it was because the OP was probably a sock for another old-person-hating dipshit who used to hang out here. Good riddance to him, his retarded thread, and his paranoid fucking crusade.
What’s invisible, and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.
Did you have to follow the White Rabbit to find that out, Alice? 
I’ll take famous quotations for $1000 Alex.
And the answer is: BZ00000’s dad said this before flipping BZ00000’s mom over and dribbling down her ass crack.
My cat’s breath smells like bunny farts.
um…probably because nobody responded to it…
WTF?
Been sniffing bunnybutts again, have we?
Vampires are cool, but ice zombies are cooler…
I assume so, but my cat won’t confirm or deny.
Tastes like burning!
Q: What’s warm, blue and creamy?
A: Smurf semen.
Ohhhh yeah. Funny, but I can’t even remember that person’s handle anymore. He’s been purged from my memory banks, even though I’m pretty sure we had it out between us once. I guess I could assign the hamsters to search for “fcking old dipshts” in the Pit, probably bring up his name.
Did he ever make the one-trick pony Hall of Fame?
The cat’s name was Uekte, if memory serves.
The cat’s name was Uekte, if memory serves.
Aw, crap.
For a while there, everyone was listed as a ‘Guest.’
Either the database is burping, or the hamsters are trying to express a deeper truth about the nature of existence.
Note to hamsters: leave the eternal verities to the mice.
You know, for a six-weeks-ago thread that lasted all thirty-five minutes, it sure is having long-lasting reverberations.
What brought you to the thread in the first place, BZ00000?