No really, what the fuck were you thinking?! Did you think that I would never figure out what the FUCK you were doing?? I mean, c’mon, it stands to reason that if you called me last fucking night and told me that you were in town, I was going to call today to see how the trip went, right??? Dont you fucking know anything? Well, you shouldve known that I was going to call. If you didnt want to talk to me, you shouldve just said so. But avoiding my fucking calls? What, did you think that I was going to just shrug it off? Maybe that’s what I shouldve done you stupid fucking whore. HAHAHA. Well, youre not too bright after all are you? You stupid slut. Didnt figure that I’d actually call from my cell just to see if you avoiding my fucking calls huh? Oh well. Hey listen, if you want to hang out with your friends instead of me, its cool. But to just ignore FOUR FUCKING CALLS is just mean. Oh well, I guess I know now what kind of fucking person you are.
Thanks dopers for listening to my rant. Thank God for the Pit.
Given the high degree of personal expression skills we’ve witnessed thusfar, I’m sure she chose to commune with a man of even greater letters than the OP, his letters consisting of four.
Suave interlocution draws the ladies like flies to…
Now, now people there’s no need to be alarmed. I’m not normally so eloquent, its just that, I thought that the Pit was where you flamed. My actual reaction when I spoke to this young woman was “oh, ok. well then i guess i’ll talk to you tomorrow.”
sigh ever notice how men seem to have no backbone when it comes to women. i hope to god i’m not alone on that one.
