No. Boil it with some Zatarains, potatoes, and corn on the cob. Serve with cold beer and Zydeco music. Invite friends, and have a fais do-do.
“He’s the only one who’s sober!”
I say we nuke it from orbit.
How many gig does that thing hold? It doesn’t look like a nano.
Where does one plug in the headphones?
That raises an interesting question. What does one as big as the OP’s eat? Whale tongues?
The weak and the slow.
Could be worse. Coulda been a four-foot-long, rock crushing, nerve-killing, poisonous stowaway sea worm with its own Facebook page.