Dang, it’s late! What am I doing awake at this hour? I had my wine and I’ve had my fun and now it’s way past bedtime.
But I’m compelled not to miss anything.
What the heck could I possibly miss at this hour.
Dang, I’m going to bed.
L
GET UP! I live in the same area as you and I know tons of cool stuff to do I just didn’t have anyone to do it with. We are all set now. I will be over to pick you up in about 20 minutes. Wear something you don’t mind getting dirty, bring a collander, and leave your wallet and all identifying info at home. I will be there in a 1973 blue Chevy Nova with the passenger door missing. Just jump in.
Oh my god, coolest car ever. What should I wear again? Just nothing that I don’t mind having cut off my body with a hunting knife? Check.
Anything I need to bring? I’ve had enough to drink, so I wont’ need any personal alcohol. Do you need anything?
L
Wow, Holliston. We are like…neighbors!
Hi Neighbor!
Hi there,
I assumed that you were going to say you live in some crazy place like Plymouth or Rockport and you would be sound asleep by the time I got there. Since you are so close, we can work out the plans on a method more secure that the internet.
I just got in a 6-million candlepower spotlight two days ago. The box says that it can be seen for over 50 miles and I can believe it because it is rated at over ten times as bright as a locomotive headlight.
Do you know Morse Code? Good.
Go outside in 5 minutes and I will send Morse Code pulses into the sky. They should look like on of those night-club opening spotlights gone all screwy.
I will give you further directions and a place to meet me from there. You probably have your own multi-million candlepower spotlight too so we can chat back and forth if you like. If you loaned somebody yours, then just get a wool blanket and build a smokey fire (Of course you know the rest).
Is there a general direction I can point my light to reach you? If I get lucky, I can just bounce the beam off of a water tower or something.
I have some pretty good activities planned. Bring a toiletry bag if there is something in there that you need to use every day or so.
Oh my god, you are seriously hilarious. Will you marry me? Or at least live wtih me until we get sick of one antoher? I think it would be totally fun!
I live in Brighton…just outside of Boston. Easy access to downtown fun. Clubs, culture, etc. I’m not a native to the area, so could still be easily impressed by being “shown around.”
I can’t wait!
L
10:10:10
No, wait, 14:73.
You’ll have to excuse me. I’m suffering from “sweet potato arm”.
No, no, it’s 1:40 AM. And the question is: Whay the hell am I awake, and posting?
Dude, we resolved this question in a previous thread.