I don’t care HOW BAD your life or future is, you don’t expel 5,000 gallons of sulfuric acid into a river to make your point. I’m not usually a real bunnyhugger, but this really chaps my ass. I say we knock the lot of 'em out with some kind of nerve gas and then drag them off to a mental institution, which is clearly where they belong.
Early today I was advocating a different kind of gas that will could kill them all–slowly and painfully–but I’m entertaining the possibility that a few of them aren’t psyched about environmental warfare but are too scared to leave.
That does sound stupid. Greenpeace must have a major office over there, trying to keep up with the disasters the French seem to enjoy. I saw on headline news awhile ago that one company was dumping toxic waste into a river. Stupid.
The French people seem to have a pretty high tolerance for crazed unions committing serious crimes against companies, the environment, or the people themselves. Makes you wonder what act would be so reprehensible that even a French union would not seriously consider it.
The French are idiots. Every July, the truck drivers go on strike, blocking the roads for all the Dutch and Belgian tourists heading south. From my own experience, as recent as last weekend, I can tell you that even information personel at railroad stations find tremendous joy in sending you in the wrong direction. To top it off, some dumb bitch tried to rip me off at the metro station. 48 Francs for 3 stations? I don’t think so, you silly git! Turns out it was 8 Francs, and she “misunderstood my French”. Lemme tell you, I’m hardly Sartre, but I CAN order a fucking metro ticket in fluent french goddammit!
Now, a couple of Felchers des Chevres have locked themselves in their power plant of some sort, threatening to:
a) Pour more sulfurous acid into the river than the 5000 liters they alreayd poluted the local environment with;
b) (if a doesn’t work) create an explosion with all the shit they have inside, possibly fucking up the entire plant. They will tell the surrounding neighbours to evacuate though.
I guess sometimes being an asshole is just a national trait. I’m sorry to make such sweeping generalisations, but Parisians and French Union labourers piss me off beyond belief.
My best friend of more than a decade is the most easygoing person ever. This is the man who I have never heard bad mouth anyone; the man who, when he tore up his knee on PVC pipe and lost a basketball scholarship, laughed it off.
He went to France for two weeks and said that when he left he stood on the ferry as it departed giving the entire country the finger. He, the kindest man in the world, was worked up into a frothing antipathy by the French.
Didn’t the French blow up GreenPeace’s boat, The Rainbow Warrior, back in the day???
Isn’t threatening this sort of activity considered extortion? If I had the ability, every one of those stupid motherfuckers would be in jail. Does the concept of the Rule of Law not apply to union in France? What the fuck is wrong with these ignorant assholes!? Did everyone with half a brain move to Quebec?
I find it amusing that the French see US companies selling artifacts from the Holocaust online and see that as more of a problem than their own union threatening environmental warfare. OK, not amusing. Stupid and pathetic. Why the fuck would the Germans even have bothered taking over this country?
I say lock the bastards in the building, evacuate the town and then blow the damn building to shreds. Don’t give them (the bastards) the option of changing their minds.
The company is going bankrupt and these guys expect the government to step in and not only guarantee their salaries but pay them some sort of cash bounty? I don’t think even the automobile workers in this country would have the gall to make such demands.
No, the hell with it. Don’t evacuate the town, just blow the whole damn place away.
Ahem. This just in: the company is not going bankrupt, but it is being closed down as a cost-cutting exercise by the mother company. Which is Heineken.
Well if they do they better have good security as the French have already shown that they have no problems in blowing up a Greenpeace boat.
Maybe these pissbags would enjoy a nice swim in the Meuse River failing that a high pressure air pump up their asshole turned to full would certainly wake them up . :eek:
