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“It’s alright everyone, I know CPR!”
Clearly, he’s trying to ingratiate himself with Michigan voters by working on his famous imitation of Mark Fidrych.
Since when does Bush run around kissing male supporters? Grown male supporters?? I am suspicious here. . .
We’re all sinners.
This appears to be exactly the same type of aleged behavior holding up the confirmation of the gay Episcopalian bishop. 
And the Lord Bush layethed on his holy hands and pressed his devine lips to the sinner’s head, and proclaimed “Thou art saaayaved!”
It’s Mikail Gorbachev, and he’s trying to spit-shine the birthmark off.
I don’t see why Bush is so against gay marriages, given whatever the heck it is he is doing in this photo.
On behalf of the Fidrych Fan Club of SE Michigan, we honor you today, manhattan with a 20 bird salute, for making such a obscure reference to a long-forgotten Tiger legend.
Happy 
“In the name of the little baby Lord Christ Jesus and the venerated co-redemptrix Ann Coulter, I command you LIBERAL demons to come OUT! BE HEALED!”
“Ooh! Look! This is CLEARLY evidence of WMDs in Iraq! Wait, what? This isn’t a map of Iraq? This is a shaved head? Well, the point is, and has been for some time, that there is obviously a program for the creation of WMDs, or intent to create, or intent to have a program…”
George Bush is a vampire. He just can’t tell where the neck is.
Bush thought the guy was the Great and Glorious Oz, and this was how he was going to finally get a brain.
*If I only had a brain . . *
“Dude! Carb it! Carb it!”
Damn, I’m glad there are no pictures from when the president kissed me on my forehead.
“All I gotta do is pick up that 7-10 split”
(I actually had this opened in Photoshop to try it, but it had already been done – likely much better than I could manage.)
He’s just rubbing and kissing his lucky charm. Some folks carry around a rabbit’s foot. Bush carries aroung a campaign fund contributor. To each his own.
Vulcan mind-meld…