What the hell is Bush doing in this picture??

Wouldn’t that require two minds?

Seconds earlier: “Hey, wanna hear my voice go all high-pitched? Check this out!”

Seriously, that’s weird. What’s with the vice-like grip he’s got on the poor guy’s head? And the inordinate amount of suction he’s apparently applying? Is he giving a hickie?

It’s even funnier if you think of the two hands on the suck-ee’s back as also belonging to Bush - it transforms him into a hideous insectiod parasite creature.

Somebody should tell Bush that politicians traditionally kiss big contributors’ butts. :smiley:

Oh come on isn’t it obvious.

He’s trying to find his ass with both hands.

That’s not just some woman, she’s the High Priestess!

I go with b., inflation.

“…and then I took Laura’s face gently in my hands, like this, and…”

“This egg sure got a tough yolk.”

falls over
:smiley:

:stuck_out_tongue:

BRAAAAINS!

Seconds later the guy says, “I’ll give you another million if you move down 3 feet”.

practising his phrenology.

Cheating on Ari Fleischer.

Poor guy, he’s a little slow …
all he remembers is that Clinton got a lot of bad press for getting a little head …
Bush is trying to show he’s a giver not a getter