Huh. I didn’t even get that until you said something, harmless. Guess that just goes to show exactly who is the nasty-minded one among us.
Jiminy Christmas is this stupid thread still open? I honestly believe some of you people have no life whatsoever! There’s REAL threads out there that need your help! I mean of all the threads to waste your time, our bandwidth and …
Now what the hell is THAT!?
Someone looking for a good pantsing, obviously. :dubious:
If one thinks about it, THAT has so far brought us rum and eclairs. So may *THAT * is not a bad thing after all. THAT is the RUM-CANDY MAN yeah! Thats what THAT is…awww, dont go away, whateveryou are. Come here, we be friends, we smoke peace pipe, we…OW!!!WHAT WAS THAT??? :eek:
Sowwy, didn’t mean to bite.
I just got over-excited.
Harmless my ass. You could hurt someone like that.
If that brought rum and eclairs, maybe it’s a trap. In fact, this is all an elaborate ruse. I will state, on record, I do not believe in that.
You may well be correct. That may not exist at all. However, before you pass judgement, I would suggest that you look behind you. Quick!
Maybe you didn’t hear me. That does not exiHEY!!! GET IT OFF!!!GET IT OFF!!!GET IT OFF!!!
HAAAAALLLLPPPPPP!!!
:eek:
Someone clap or it may die!
: clap, clap, clap! :
: Removing rubber gloves :
Well, I got it off for you Greenback, but NEVER again. That was just gross…
: looks at unspeakable goo on rubber gloves :
: sniffs at unspeakable goo on rubber gloves :
Uh, guys, about those eclairs… :eek:
um…Inigo , I know its brown, but that goo is not eclair on your hands :dubious: heres some REEAAALLY strong soap. :eek:
And the rest of you, RUN!!!
You bunch of sissies!, I´ll fix this once and for all.
-Here here! thingie!, uncle Ale has some yummy for you.
Walks towards the thing hidding a baseball bat behind
TAKE SOME WOOD YOU BAST…!!!
WHOAA!!!
ARRRGGGHHLLL!!!
crunch!
sluurrrrp
BURP!!!
It ate the wood!! It ate the wood!! Where’s Ale? :dubious: Oh oh walks away quitely
<rereads part of thread>
Dear Og, you thought we were talking about the chocolate part of the eclairs…?
:eek:
And THAT has now eaten wood…!!!
:eek: :eek:
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
<pause>
<something taps Sunspace on the shoulder>
What? I really don’t want to be interrrupt–
AAIIEEEE!!! Help! Gettit offa me! Aii—
ghlruph splup splup
dribble splip drip
<inexplicably, a Barry Manilow tune (Soolaimon, to be precise) plays>
drip
Well, I still don’t know what it is exactly, but I do know it’s extremely rude! :dubious:
Wipe your mouth, will ya?
<baby tawk>Awwww, there’s a good thingy, yes it is!
Coochie, coochie, coo!</baby tawk>
Hey! I think it’s smiling at me!
Uh harmless , when That bares its teeth, its not exactly smiling…RUN!!!
Maybe it’s because it’s almost 3 in the morning, maybe it’s because you guys are just that damn funny, but I couldn’t get past the first page of responses I was laughing so hard at some of them.
– Ronin
Well, see, that’s how it gets you.
It distracts you with humor, so you’re laughing helplessly, and then it attacks.
It’s a Chilean Invertibrate–not!