What the hell is this...thing (creature)

I assume the thing at the link below is real but the (very short and in Spanish) article does not know either.

Any ideas? Warning…this thing is quite creepy.

http://www.dogguie.com/criatura-alienigena-horrenda-y-asquerosa/

Looks like a sea mouse, a type of disgusting worm that looks like a cross between a slug and a drowned rodent. I’ve seen the odd one or two in UK waters, about half the size of the ones in the OP.

That night in the lab, Dr. Ramirez spilled radioactive waste on his toupee…

Does this mean that Donald Trump is bald now?

It’s a sea mouse, a kind of polychaete worm.

from the link:

Bolding mine.

I’m not quite seeing it – are they saying that this thing looks like a living merkin?

I’m pretty sure it’s saying that it’s the sea mouse that’s carnivorous.
I hope so, anyway.

I have to say that it would look more creepy without the giggling girls petting it.

Dorsally, yes… but it’s the ventral (underside) that has the distinctive, ummm, vertically-smiling shape.

Better picture here.

Personally, that thing looks like a Ceti Eel.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

The ocean is horrifying!!

– Coleridge The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (part 2)

Active carnivore? Looks like female genitalia?

:: Paging Sephen King! Paging Stephen King! ::

:: wanders off humming ‘vagina dentata’ ::

eew, my hoohaa looks NOTHING like that :(:eek:

Yeah, that looks to me like proof that marine biologists can’t get dates.

You guys didn’t browse that page enough! :eek:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! runs screaming from the thread

Surely those are props from Alien.

That’s a cake.

Boy, no kidding. Let’s not forget this critter, the subject of its own thread a while back.

:eek:

I don’t know. Isn’t the important thing to figure out where it came from so that all other specimens of the species can be killed with fire?

It is not necessary to kill the people who have touched it. Chopping their hands off should be enough.

I’m curious as to what they’re speculating it is in the article. Unfortunately, I don’t know what erizo or oruga mean, so all I get it “I have no idea what this animal is…perhaps a marine or a species of giant .”