What the hell is wrong with my ass?

The BBQ Pit
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If I could divorce it, I would.

It’s out of proportion big (ratio wasit:hip = 0.72) and getting larger and larger without much effort from me.
It is getting incredibly dimply and cellulite ridden. I don’t think this is fair as I exercise pretty regularly.
Some of the most toxic gases available in the U.S. come straight out of my ass. I feel very sorry for my husband.
And now the recent development is that the right ass cheek has a terrible deep dull pain after I go running (sciatic nerve?).

What is your problem oh ass of mine?
I am worried your giving my coochie ideas of being naughty as well. Don’t you betray me, too, PussyCow’s pussy!

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Maybe it’s jealous of all the lovin’ the coochie gets. Perhaps you should try some back-door loving to make it happy.

3

SNERK!

Sorry, that was too funny to not get acknowleged.

4

Maybe it’s the infection and that’s also why you’re so pussy, you poor cow.

I SO SORRY! I couldn’t help myself. That’s one hell of a screen name you got there PussyCow

5

Paging Anthony Ray.

6

Sounds like the sciatic nerve. My chiro always fixes that up for me…

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Maybe if you post a pic, I could render a more informed opinion.

8

We need more info.

If you have a 24 inch waist (or “wasit”) then your hip is 33.33 inches. Thinnish, but very acceptable ass and would require further inspection of an assman like me.

26" waist = 36.1" hip…Plain scrumptous. No complaints here.
28" waist = 38.9" hip…Still adorable and grabbable…and spankable too!
30" waist = 41.7" hip…hmmmmm…possibly border line
32" waist = 44.4" hip…ok…there’s issues here.

Where do you fall my dear PussyCow?

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Yeah, but isn’t 0.7 supposed to be the ideal proportion? So you’re pretty much right where you should be in terms of…umm…hipness.

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You don’t need to worry about it until you try to haul ass somewhere and you have to make two trips… :smiley: