What the hell should I expect from THIS date?

Well…at least you got fucked up the ass.

Okay, but did you do her?

Right now, I’m feeling sorry for that 22 year old bartender. He has no idea what’s going to hit him.

If that isn’t a sign of doom, I don’t know what is.

Nice shoes, though.

Wow, it makes you wonder if she ever gets any sails by this tactic. You should have strung her along like you were going to participate in the scheme. Nice shoes, though.

What, does she sell boat vacation packages exclusively? :wink: