What the latest about Bigfoot?

…Actually, I quite liked it.

He’s a poet
And don’t know it
But his feet show it
Cause they’re long fellows.

:smiley:

It was all a big joke, say the hoaxers. These guys are in deep shit and they know it. It stopped being a joke the second they took that idiot expert’s money.

Since there is no evidence to examine, Bigfoot ‘experts’ are like UFO ‘experts’. :rolleyes:

Honestly, one day I’m going to set up the British Institute of Levitation, advertise myself as the World’s leading Levitation expert, register some patent on ‘Levitation’ technology and advertise Levitation courses on my Levitation website.
I expect masses of interest. :smack:

Word. They’re definitely in some deep shit now, and that’s just where they ought to be.

How true it is:

And when all is said and done, this “evidence” was still more convincing that the evidence for the death of WallyM7.

It looks like Fox has discovered the identity of Bigfoot! (find the link that says “Click here to see more photos of Bigfoot”) :smiley:

Clearly Matt regrets saying he had no opinion on the waxing question.

Yeah they should get some shit, but I hope not too much. Hoaxes aren’t so bad, they have their benefits.

Yeah, except they sold it to some diot, which takes it out of the realm of hoax and into the realm of fraud.

It’s not just a “hoax” when you request a sum of money, get paid, and then run for the hills. The True Believers didn’t offer them the money, they asked for it, which bumps them from “prank” to “crime”.

I honestly believe you could succeed with this.

Guys, I realize that 99% of the people here dont believe in bigfoot and that is cool The guys who faked the evidence really hurt Bigfoot investiagations for decades to come.

However, think of this, it only takes ONE authentic siting to validate Bigfoot. Do you really think that the hundreds of bigfoot sitings since 1900 can be proven fake or explained away? Do you think ALL these people reporting are deluded? There have been reports from almost every state. Being an intelligent person I would say no. I dont think Bigfoot is going to stand still for you to take a sample of his hair, stool, etc

Yep.

Bigfoot agrees with you.

Turn your own logic around: do you really think there could be a giant, hairy, upright, non-sapien ape living all across North America and not ONE person has caught a clear picture or video of it, not ONE of their bodies have been found, not ONE tuft of unidentifiable hair, or ONE steamy pile of sasquatch poo has been verified? We find skeletons of mastadons, mammoths, and dinosaurs all the time, all of which lived thousands or millions of years ago, but we haven’t found ONE sasquatch skeleton, who is supposedly alive today? What gives?

TM beat you to it so you’ll need to find your own original scam :slight_smile:

Every year right before tourist season there’s at least one Bigfoot sighting here. Usually the mother of the kid who works at the Bigfoot museum makes him confess to getting his friends to make it all up in the hope of fleecing the tourists even more than they usually do. It’s cute.

It isn’t that the pictures are out of focus…Bigfoot really just looks blurry.

Yes, and yes (or lying).

You got better information, bring it in, dump it on the table, and let’s all have a look.
Until then, sparky, Generalissimo Bigfoot is still fake.