So… he takes his stool with him.
He collects his own stool and saves it.
Bigfoot has a secret hoard of stools.
Having defecated, Bigfoot grabs it and runs away.
For unspecified reasons, Bigfoot is a coprophiliac.
Bigfoot goes out of his way to retrieve his own feces.
The Sasquatch community maintains at all times a fully stocked arsenal of poo.
Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest is a hidden city made entirely of Bigfoot turds.
Because Bigfoot doesn’t stand still for you to take samples.
And neither does his stool.
Okay then.
:dubious:
Bigfoot doesn’t shit. He just gets bigger.
Which he donates to the Stool World Museum in Blaine, Missouri.
To be fair…if bigooft poo closely resembled say…bear poo…then we may have stepped in bigfoot poo and not known it…I mean, nobody goes around collecting every bit of poo they find in the woods and testing it.
Doesn’t account for the lack of bigfoot bones, or other stuff though. If there were a bigfoot, we would have found it by now.
Maybe there is a secret bigfoot dying ground where they all go to die and we just haven’t found it yet because it’s … secret.
Or it’s buried in poo.
Smells like Tacoma.