Why are bananas safe from pickpockets?
Because they don’t have pockets.
You can’t have a thread about banana jokes without:
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana who?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana who?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana who?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange who?”
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?”
HAW!
Oh wait, that’s an orange joke.
I wrote the following poem, which is my exlusive property (seriously):
Rotted Remnant
It’s a peeling,
But it’s not appealing.
Ok - not a joke, but can’t talk about bananas without this experiment:banana peel
It’s good to get in a thread early…
Is that a banana in you pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I like my bananas like I like my wimmin: sweet and a-peelin’
Nice link, chrisk72!
What’s yellow normed and complete?
A bananach space!
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
“Ernie.”
“Yes, Bert?”
“You have a banana in your ear.”
“What’d you say Bert?”
“I SAID YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!”
“Still can’t hear you Bert.”
"I! SAID! YOU! HAVE! A BANANA! IN! YOUR! EAR!!!"
“Can’t hear you Bert, I have a banana in my ear.”
[slight hijack] Did anyone see “The Daily Show” the other night? Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert were referencing the “scandale” that Prince Charles is NOT involved with. The bit included bananas and the two started openly laughing so hard they almost couldn’t finish the story. It was too funny! [/sligh hijack]
My other computer is a Banana Jr.
How about a banana horror story?
:eek: Bad dog. Bad dog.