What theme would your Vegas Casino have?

I just got back from a business trip to Vegas. It’s been a few years since I’ve been there and I just love looking at the theme of the various casinos and how they bring them out.

I stayed at the Paris. It was pretty nice but it got me to thinking about how I would theme my casino.

So my Casino would be The Haunted Casino.

The structure would look like a huge (60 story) Victorian mansion and it would look run down. There would be a lake in front with huge trees with Spanish moss and lots of fog on the lake at all times.

For my ‘show out front’ I would have ‘Apparitions in the Mist’ every half hour and various shapes of famous dead people would appear in the mist. (set to music of course)

The rooms would carry the haunted theme with ‘spider webs’ and creepy music and apparitions in the mirrors.

My casino girls would wear very high cut, strapless body suits with a very see through gauzy slip to give them a ghost appearance.

What would your hotel be theme as and how do you carry out the theme?

A similar thing crossed my mind when I visited Tombstone Arizona. They sell a lot of cheapo knicknacks in the actual still-standing buildings from its historic period. I thought it would be neat if the legalized gambling in the town and created a sort-of old west resort atmosphere.

So, my first theme casino would be

The Occidental (Wild West saloon themed casino)

If I had any slot machines, they would be all old-fashioned, with a pull lever instead of a button to push, and no flashing lights, etc. If you get three cherries, you win the jackpot. I’d have all the card games. Blackjack and Poker especially. I’d have the old time gambling games too. Faro. Hazard. And roulette. The dealers would wear garters on their arms. I’d pay extra if they grow handlebar moustaches. All the females would wear those dancehall girl type costumes.

Wood floors and red velvet drapes. Wooden fixtures, Gas lamps. Animal heads on the walls. A man playing the piano in the corner. Whisky and beer would be the only alcohol served. I might hire entertainers to have gunfights too.

The dining room (I’m really getting into this, no?) would serve wild game. Buffalo, quail, goose, salmon. The chairs would be high-backed, overstuffed, in the same red velvet as the curtains. The tables would be thick and wooden. The waiters would be dressed like the dealers, but with a white apron.

I would have 10 or 11 rooms upstairs for the hotel aspect. 4 post beds, windows that look out over a dusty street. You’d have to pull a chain to flush the toilet.

And then, when I sell that casino for millions, I start a Rick’s Americain type place.
The casino:
Indescript building. A solitary steel door. You knock on the door. A window slides open on the door. You give the password before you enter. You enter into a room like the casino part in the movie. European style gambling.
The hotel.
Rugs on the marble floor. Beds with curtains. Lotsa pillows. A dish of fruit on the ornate table: mangoes, bananas. Figs
The restaurant:
Well, we’d have two. One is an “authentic” Morrocan restaurants (or at least like the ones here in America) Groups eat from a communal dish around a low table while sitting on pillows. Belly dancers.
The other would be just like Rick’s in the movie. Jazz band. Small tables in intimate hideaways. Candleabra’s on each table. We’d serve American fare, with some vaguely Morrocan dishes.
The workers:
The men all wear those Bogart-style white tuxs. Women wear clothes like the woman Bogart rejects in the movie.

I bet I could come up with a dozen of these.

I’d visit your casino, Zebra. Sounds like fun!

I’m not so sure it would actually make a good theme for a casino, but when I saw Minas Morgul in the Lord of The Rings movies esp. as seen in RoTK ) one of the first things I thought was, “Hey, that looks like a casino!”

It is off to a pretty good start: It’s big, it’s got all this somewhat MGM-esque green lighting, and it has an impressive entrance surrounded by misty water. And that light that shoots up out of the top is way cooler than than the Luxor’s light beam.

But dressing your waitresses/showgirls up as orcs or ringwraiths just isn’t very sexy.

There would be no slots, tables, or anything except one central pool of “flame”. Customers would throw their chips into the pool and watch them “catch fire”, go bang, etc. In actuality, the chips would just fall into a hopper below. The rest is special effects.

I.e., pretty much what happens in a regular casino but more entertaining.

I think the Dr. Seuss area of Universal Studios in Orlando is pretty cool. Just gaudy enough for Vegas too.

http://www.danheller.com/universal-drseuss.html

How about a pulp science fiction theme? The casino could be build to look like a Flash Gordon rocket, and the bar girls could wear those tin bras so popular on the covers of the pulps. That would be enough to get the people in.

Shows could involve many BEMs…

MY casino would be a Canada-themed casino. The casino would be called:

Vegas, Eh!

The exterior of the casino would include a 1/2 scale model CN Tower, a Peace Tower, and various other Canadian landmarks. Instead of a fountain, the main outside attraction would be a simulated Niagara Falls.

The hotel would be split into six wings: the British Columbia win, the Prairie wing, the Arctic wing, the Ontario wing, the Quebec wing, and the Maritimes wing. Each wing would have decor suitable to the region in question. The Quebec wing would have snootier service than the others.

The casino would feature a variety of restaurants themed on Canadian cuisine. “Gout de Montreal” would be only the finest French cuisine; “St. Anne’s Lobster Dinners” would feature the finest Maritime seafood; “Alberta’s Finest” would be a steak house to put Morton’s to shame; “Pacifica” would feature an eclectic mix of B.C. salmon dishes with Oriental fare; and “The Etobicoke Buffet” would be a huge buffet that featured dishes from around the world.

There would be a burlesque dance revue; the dancing girls would be called, of course, The Beavers. We would also have a theatre that would feature any number of broken down old Canadian troupers like Bryan Adams, Alanis Morrissette, and the comedy stylings of Howie Mandel.

Canadian money would not be accepted at par, but Canadian Tire money would.

Gotta have that Canadian Tire Money at par, eh, Rick? I like your idea about the representation of Niagara Falls, although of course our local, Casino Niagara, has the real thing on view out its windows.

Since Hugh Jass fleshed out the Rick’s Americain idea better than I could (its slogan could be “I am shocked, shocked that there is a casino like this”), let me suggest a British colonial casino. You could play a lot of different themes, for food, interior decorations, and dealer/hostess fashions, off of that. And if you put the place in Vegas, you could open the place up to the air when the weather permitted, for a nice verandah effect.

From what I have read Binion’s Horseshoe which has no shows or music has the highest returns to gamblers and therefore turns over more than places which are much bigger. So that would be my theme 1950s gambling parlour. Maybe I would dress up pit bosses as hoods for the tourists.

[indent]Seems like a Bedouin theme would be appropriate.[/indent]

I would have only nickel, quarter and dollar slots.

That’s it.

More nickels and quarter slots than anything else.

Everyone would be given drinks with caffeine in them and free re-fills on their oxegen tanks for those who need to them around.

I’d probably call it Slot World. Or World of Slots.