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No, never went to Grissom. Went to school at Goodfellow AFB in TX and finished up at the Beatty Flight Range (where the Black Box is, but we weren’t allowed in there, so don’t ask what’s there - I don’t know)in NV. I’ve been to Howard AFB in Panama, Nellis AFB in Las Vegas, Scott AFB in IL, Andrews AFN in MD, Eilson AFB in Alaska, ANG bases in Lincoln NE and Bangor ME, Hurlbert Field in Florida many times, Ft Bragg NC many times (worked with JSOC a lot - so much in fact they gave us unit coins), I forget the name of the base in Alamagordo NM, I could go on and on - my whole job was travelling.
Was never SACmcised. Never heard that term. Maybe cuz SAC, MAC, and TAC were realigned while I was still in tech school in '92.
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Oh Bratty, you pup! I retired in '95. SAC was the good ole days, when we still stood alert, and did MITO’s when we exercised (Minimum Interval Take Off). It was interesting, operating under the shadow of the Evil Empire. I’m proud to say I was a Cold Warrior.
Do what my friend Dave did… set up a video camera and catch them on tape the next time! Dave used to videotape his ex-girlfriend. Needless to say that once she found out, it was over! He still has the tape though!
ask them if they want coffee with their cream. (keeping a straight face)
stand there and look at your watch as if timing them, then comment on how long/not so long it took.
say, “be right back, gotta get the camera!”, then leave.
explain that they are stroking/fingering themselves all wrong, and suggest that you know someone with a book they can borrow explaining the fine details of the etiquette and art form of self pleasure and that you’ll mention their wanting to borrow it to that someone.
alright this is toooooo strange, as for sucking myself off, i have never tried, and probably never will, unless i get really really drunk, even then i dont know. and i think i have a first for this thread, im 20, not gay in the least, yet i have never had sex, not by circumstance, but by choice, its a personal belife that i i dont have sex till i get married, call me strange, but thats the way i feel,
Attached with a chain saw, eh ? Now it must have been a sight catching him masturbate. What do you say then…
Want some bar and chain oil with that ?
TIMBER !
You’re motor is running a little rough.
Drop that Cherry.
You going to get that Ash ?
Logging it again, are we ?
