opiNion
Oh please, you just did that to boost your post count closer to 100!
I know your tricks, little girl!
What is the signficance of a high number of posts? And who are you calling little, 007???
I don’t know the significance, except that it means some people post more than others.
I was calling you little. Was I not clear enough before?
no, no you were not. you see i come from another universe.
But what about what you would do if you walked in on someone? Isn’t that the point of the thread?
I already answered that question.
I would ask to borrow their magazine/movie/inflatable sheep when they were finished with it.
I bet he’d hijack the moment, to talk about how to flirt with board chicks 
There really isn’t any. Some people become obsessed with 'em but I never really even think about 'em.
EWWWW! Ewww ewww ewww. Blech. At least the retarded guys I used to work with had the excuse of being retarded. What was this guy thinking doing this in public? (Well, we know what he was thinking with…)
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This is definately not the time to join in!! This is the time to look the other way and never meet this guy again.
Wow! this is a pretty active thread (or I’m a very slow typer). Not only did 4 new posts appear by the time mine was posted, but a question was asked, responded to with a new question put forth, and that was responded to.
To all you guys who said they can suck their own cocks or are envious of those who can, isn’t that a bit gay. And since you are already 99% there why not just go out and suck off some other guy and see if he will do you too. 
I used to be able to do it. I was a lot thinner then. No, it didn’t feel very good and yes I did swallow. Oh, and I am 100% gay.
HUGS!
Sqrl
I wouldn’t say gay, it’s just another way for a man to masturbate, and it does not mean that he is attracted to other men.
And if anyone is wondering – no, I can’t.
Too bad 
Am I to understand that this means size [does] matter?
Dammit! I knew it was a lie!
Am I to understand that this means size does matter?
Dammit! I knew it was a lie!
See, some people almost always have their door open. They never close it for anything. Except maybe when they need to change, but then they’ll open it right back up.
This is how a friend of mine was. His door was rarely closed. He said because “he feels claustrophobic” when it’s closed. So, needless to say, whenever it was closed, and he was in the room, we would always suspect something (we, being, our group of friends).
So we were over at his house one day, and on one of those rare occasions where his door was closed, we decided to have some fun with him. We knew he just had to be in there shining his helmet. I mean, why else would the door be closed?
He had one of those doors where you don’t actually have to turn the knob to open it; you can just push it, and it’ll open. So, I stood next to his closed door in the hallway, placed my hand on the door, then pushed it open. Real hard. It swung back, hit the wall, and bounced back a little. We all took off running into his kitchen just busting up.
We were all just imagining how quickly he had to cover himself and the aids he had to hide, only to find out that no one was there. I mean, he knew we pushed it open, but there was always that uncertainty on his part that we knew what he was doing.
And that’s the best part – that unknown factor.
“what to do when you walk into a room and catch someone pleasuring themselves”
That’s sort of what it was like opening this thread. What do I do?
Try to go about the rest of my day as if nothing had happened.
The bit about the chain saw killed me. On another
thread about the stupidest product warnings there
was one for a chain saw that said: Keep this
product away from hands and genitals.
Also, I know someone who was attached with a
chain saw. 37 stitches in his arm. Nobody would
have been surprised or sorry to see this dick
have his dick cut off.
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We went to our own bases during exercises or IG inspections or whatever, posing as the enemy to see what we can find out about what’s going on. The theory behind it being, if we can sneak on when people on these bases don’t know who we are, anyone can. Then we would write a report (not mentioning names, we weren’t out to get people in trouble) telling the base or squadron commander where they needed to tighten up their security.
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I was on the other side of the fence, brat! I taught COMSEC & OPSEC.
Were you SACmcised by chance? If so, did you ever make it to Grissom?
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