I know a guy who can suck his own dick.
Of course, that was only after the unfortunate accident with the chainsaw. So he doesn’t quite get the pleasure out of it that you might imagine.
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I would really like to be offended, but you nailed me EXCATLY!! yes to student, yes to Newbie, yes to sexually liberated (I love it!!) and well, the flirt is probably true too. As to a rival of Shayna and Diane, do you think we could work something out? 
Many women have tried, all have failed.
:::Squishing the latest like a bug under my 4" inch spiked heel:::
Next?
Silo -
I would think keeping your mouth shut would be the point. 
Quote: I know a few guys who can suck their onw dicks
Reminds me of an old joke: I was 2 inches fromm getting a blow job last night - I just couldn’t bend any further!
And my anecdote:
A workmate from another station get himself absolutely shit-faced drunk one night at a company get-together. Upon arriving home, he collapsed into bed, where his wife found a few minutes later, spanking his monkey. When she suggested to him that was her job, and that he might let to let her take over, he told her to f*** off in no uncertain terms.
I’m surprised that no one has suggested this method for dealing with catching someone shaking hands with the unemployed.
**quietly close the door, walk away until you’re out of earshot, and THEN laugh if you must. Then never let them know you saw. ** (this assumes they don’t know you caught them.)
I don’t think there’s any reaction you could have that wouldn’t mortify the person caught grappling with the throttle (or rolling the trackball around).
i thn u shld jst trn ard an lev wtht sayng anythng.
(srry fr the typos M typng wth 1 hand …)
lee:
WHOA!! K-razy woman!! I can just hear her screaming, “Devil Boy!!”
If you walk in on someone spanking the monkey, you should run and push him over, and while he’s laying there, confused as shit, kick him in the balls, or sit on his head and fart. Laugh maniacally and run away.
That is just MEAN!! I like the join or quietly walk away ideas. I mean, everyone does it and it is normal. And if you do not do WHY NOT??? Come over to my place I will show you how!!
Nika:
That is one class that I would definitely be on time for and give my undivided attention. (do you have a satellite campus on the east coast?)
We were talking about you pleasuring yourself, duh.
What’s to show? It’s not complicated.
Step one
Step two
Repeat
'nuff said
Guess you do not want to make it any more interesting…
Well, we’re obviously dealing with a beginner here, start him off easy just so he doesn’t hurt himself.
I however, have lots of practice, so if you ever want to get together and compare techniques . . .
I can’t believe I sounded proud of myself when I just said I have lots of practice masturbating. Sheesh, now I feel like a loser.
That is all I have to say
I went to a nude beach yesterday and spent about a half an hour watching some guy jerk off - on the beach, in front of everyone. It was really interesting, really, because he didn’t care who saw him. The gross part came when he started frantically stroking when some teenagers walked by.
To tell you the truth, I saw lots of interesting things on the beach yesterday…like the guy who looked exactly like Yanni and had a 12 inch… awww, you don’t need to know those details.
You know, I’d immediately apologize and back out of the room with eyes respectfully averted. That’s why the door was shut, kids.
I can’t really see me discovering a woman doing her thing, and turning it into a Penthouse Letters article. Not that I wouldn’t like to. Hell, I’d like it to happen daily!
And what exactly do you mean by :)?
Is that a smile of approval or are you laughing at me?
Only a smile of approval and interest… If I was laughing at you I would probably say so.
But, I think that having a lot of personal sex expereinces only enhances your sexual knowledge and ability. It is going to help you to know yourself and then you can get to know a partner. You also learn the way to touch with sexuality, a definate must during foreplay. In my humble opimion.