/me can give himself a blow job.
If it’s a cute woman, offer to take the matter out of her hands.
OK, I’ll go back to lurking now. . .
what to do when you walk into a room and catch someone pleasuring themselves
If it’s a guy, I would duck. You can never be too careful.
Depending on how good they are ask to join in!! I think that there are a few of you on this how would join me too, aren’t there?? :)
Nika, you are a saucy little flirt.
And yes, yes I would join.
BratMan007, I hope you are alright with a saucy little flirt and if not see the what am I supposed to say to that thread!!
But really, it would depend on who you walked in on. Your kid, act normal and leave as gracefully as possible, your SO, get in there, some amazing porn star, well you make your own boundaries!!
Is the 007 a Bond thing?? I really hope so.
In a way. I tacked it onto the end of my name cuz I worked for Air Force Intelligence for 4 years when I was enlisted. (No bullshit, people always think I’m making that up.)
Damnit Silo, you stole my line!
< see he’s not THAT bad >
Before I get the question I’m always asked I’ll answer it now:
No, I was NOT a spy. I did communications security. We went to our own bases during exercises or IG inspections or whatever, posing as the enemy to see what we can find out about what’s going on. The theory behind it being, if we can sneak on when people on these bases don’t know who we are, anyone can. Then we would write a report (not mentioning names, we weren’t out to get people in trouble) telling the base or squadron commander where they needed to tighten up their security.
If you’ve ever seen the movie Sneakers with Robert Redford, it’s basically what they did at the beginning of the film at the bank.
Cool. I think that would teach you a lot!! But this is way off track.
Sorry about the hijack, everyone, what were we talking about again?
I know a few guys that can suck their own dicks. If I ever walked in on one of them, I’d say, “Would you like some assistance there, or can I just watch?” If i had a kid and walked in on them, I’d probably look at them and tell them, “Lock your door next time you feel you need to satisfy yourself.”
I’d never leave the house. Where am I gonna go that’s more important?
Wow, really?? I would have thought that would be really uncomfortable. Do they swallow??
“All right, folks, we’ve got a two drink minimum now.” 
[QUOTE]
**
AHHHHH, I was just starting to have some fun!! How do you get to make the rules, anyway?? And who said I was drinking?!?! This is how rumours start about people
(yes, I am Canadian and so I spell words with a “u” that some other people do spell with a “u”)
[QUOTE]
**
Err…obviously you misinterpreted the “strip club” reference. I take it that you haven’t been to many?
(I think we have a possible contender here for a high purity score)
What am I saying? Clearly you’re a mastubatory expert!
Lessee…
You’re
–a student, presumably young
–a newbie
–sexually liberated, outrageously offering to join in these “spanking the monkey” sessions
–an outrageous flirt
I think Shayna and Diane have a potential rival on their…um…hands
Well, I have had some less than amusing experiences with this spanking the monkey issue.
I work with retarded people, a job I really like. But, for a while, I worked with some guys who were obnoxious. They were retarded, but still pretty sharp. They knew what they were doing, knew that they were obnoxious. They got off (literally) by spanking the monkey in front of females. Yech.
One guy would just whip it out in the living room, while watching the TV. He’d look over at me to make sure I saw what he was doing. I just looked annoyed and said “Would you do that in front of your mother?” He’d sheepishly say “No”, and retire from the activity for a spell, but later start up again.
Another guy was a regular machine. He’d do it constantly and sometimes mess his pants. He also had this clever technique of rocking back and forth in his chair, adjusting himself, until he came. I always had to keep a sharp eye on him to make sure he took it to his room. (I never cared if they whacked off all damned day, but they needed to do it in private, and clean up after themselves, dammit!)
Yikes. I no longer work with these guys - thank goodness!
LOL!
I guess I should keep my mouth shut on this one.