I ordered a box of 36 Trojan condoms on Amazon, but I ordered the wrong size by mistake. Amazon refunded my money, but they don’t want the box back. I hate to just throw them in the trash, but on the other hand I don’t really know what to do with them. Checked my local Planned Parenthood, and they don’t accept donations of condoms.
Maybe they’d make good balloon animals.
Give them out at Halloween?
I’ll be honest… I kinda like that idea.
14 Innovative Ways To Use Condoms When They’re Not On Your Peen
I should hope not!
St Patrick’s Day gifts?
Seriously, go to a bar, get liquored up, and hand them out one at a time.
♬* What shall we do with a box of condoms
What shall we do with a box of condoms
What shall we do with a box of condoms
Ear-lye in the morning?*
♬* Give them out as Halloween treats
Give them out as Halloween treats
Give them out as Halloween treats
Ear-lye in the morning!* ♬
theyre often used as waterproof/sweatproof containers for wireless mic packs. if you know of a struggling theatrical company you might want to donate to them.
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What size are they? If they are XXL, I’ll take them off your hands.
You could donate them to a Scottish regiment.
I don’t think they’re supposed to go on the hands.
Funny enough, my gyno uses them to put over the wand for transvaginal ultrasounds. Try there.
Perhaps a local health clinic as opposed to Planned Parenthood may take them too.
Let’s see if I can remember this one…
The U.S. Missile Command received a new series of ICBMs. The only problem was, they were very susceptible to moisture. To combat this, the Pentagon ordered condoms that would fit the entire missile. These kept moisture off of the missile, were light enough that the missile could be launched with them on, and would not be a problem during staging. Russian spies heard of the condoms and wanted to steal some. But the Pentagon was a step ahead of them. They let the Russians steal a shipment of condoms – all stamped ‘Medium’.
(I could also make a joke about putting condoms on the warheads as penetration aids, but I don’t know how many would get that.)
Some folks in the military use them to blouse their trousers.
I like the BB gun idea.
Loopus, are the condoms lubed, ribbed, glow in the dark, flavored, studded, or anything other than just plain latex? If they’re lubed, for example, you probably don’t want to use them as waterproof socks, which was one of the suggestions in the linked article. Unless you’re at a party with a Slip N Slide. That might be cool. If they’re those natural ones, you could maybe use them as sausage casings.
Water balloons
What does this mean?
I’ve heard some people put heroin in them and stick them up their butt, you could try that.
They tie the condom around the bottom edge of their trouser leg just above the boot top. This holds it in place and the extra material “blouses” over the top of the cinched up part. They make straps for the same purpose, but some folks I know used condoms they got for free. Might be a WW2 holdover.
Is it snowing where you are? Fill them with colored water and set them outside to freeze. Then pop the condom and have cool outdoor decorations!
This gum doesn’t taste very good but it lasts a long time.