The food pantry? Yes, I am completely serious about this. Before you do this, make sure that they would take them; some may not.
They take Kotex, diapers, Band-Aids, deodorant, etc.; why not this? 
The food pantry? Yes, I am completely serious about this. Before you do this, make sure that they would take them; some may not.
They take Kotex, diapers, Band-Aids, deodorant, etc.; why not this? 
Extra extra little?
Or a nearby high school or college?
I was with you on the Halloween thing until I got to thinking about my 11 y.o. coming home with a condom, or even littler kids. Not a great way to make friends with the neighbors.
I like the frozen shapes in the yard.
Heck, just leave the box at a bus stop and walk away…
Thank you for the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
If you are taking a long walk in the forest, drop one behind you every few feet so you’ll have a trail to follow to be able to get back home.
Don’t bother. I tried it once. Didn’t get high at all.
You could send them to Betty White.
(“Condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!”)
And are they black?
If they’re unlubricated, this is a good choice. If they’ve got lubricant on them the won’t get used because they’ll muck up the mic packs.
Our theatre orders them by the 1000 pack, so we don’t run out and have someone go on unprotected.
Enjoy,
Steven
Probably the best idea overall. Food stamps don’t cover personal care items such as tampons, soap, condoms, and so on. A food bank or food pantry can be the only source of these things for someone with little or no cash.
He said they were Trogan condoms not Trump condoms.!
What was that '70s(?) movie that had a parade of multicolored ones floating around the screen during the end credits? Beau or Jeff Bridges starred???
How can you possibly have mistyped L when you meant to type S?? Those letters are on opposite sides of the keyboard!
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Thanks for the great answers.
I guess I’ll look into a food bank. If not… Halloween gum or water balloons.
They’re lubricated, so not much use for alternate purposes.
What are condoms? 
“Shut up, you damn kids!”
Waitaminute, do condoms really come in different sizes?? I always thought that was just a stupid joke that guys told. I assumed since they are latex, they would just stretch to fit.
True story.
When I was about to go away to college my mother was working at a state mental health hospital. The hospital received condoms from the state to give out as an AIDS prevention measure. But the mental health area received far more than they could ever give out.
So… mom gave me, a 16 year old kid, a going away present - a bag of 300 condoms. Uh, thanks for the optimism, mom.
I took them to football games and threw them around the student section like confetti. Someone would invariably inflate one and bounce it around the crowd like a beach ball. But I never saw any laying in the garbage left in the stands at the end of the game.
Free condoms are available at my local Community Services Board (which provides mental health counseling services). You might consider there?
Certainly you can get condoms that are larger in diameter (Maxx, Magnums than typical condoms. They really are bigger – I’ve checked.(In circumference, not in length, it’s important to note.)
I’ve heard stories about different sizing used in different parts of the world, but have not seen any definite confirmation of that.