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Way hay and up she rises!
Latex gloves come in different sizes too. It only stretches so much.
Getting the right size of condom is actually fairly important. Too loose and you risk it slipping (if not off, at least enough to be less effective), and too tight and you risk cutting off blood flow (like a cock ring).
Since I don’t want to get into a literal dick-measuring contest (and lose!), I won’t say which problem I had with the ones I ordered. 
Early in the morning!
It’s not often we see great user name/product name combos!
You could print up business cards that say, “You park like a dick” & staple the corner of the condom to them. Slip under windshields as appropriate.
There’s any number of jokes about condoms stapled to an instruction sheet, or whatever.
“My mother, she rolls up the condoms,
My sister pokes holes with a pin;
My father performs the abortions…
God, how the money rolls in!”
This may be my new favorite.