A part of what makes stealth vehicles stealthy is the way they are constructed. Plus, there aren’t exactly a lot of legal private-citizen uses for a stealth ship.
“You are invited to bid on a pile of scrap metal”? 
“We’re selling you a boat, but we’re going to destroy it before we give it to you”?
I’d name it whatever they called it in Tomorrow Never Dies, but I’m having trouble tracking that down (I’m assuming they didn’t call it the Sea Shadow…).
Pablo Escobar is pissed!
Finja
Seamen in Black
Schroedinger’s Catamaran
Unspecific Princess
Out of Sight
You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
Duck’s Quack
Boat? What Boat?
Higgs Boatson
I still have the feeling that the ship would have been quite visible from the air. Maybe they were depending on it’s small size?
Das Sneaky Boot
Observe post # 9, darnit!!:mad::mad:
Phil.
With a name like that, no one will ever suspect it’s a boat… thus increasing the stealth aspect.
Hidden Shadows
It was a stealth post.
How about “The Ugliest Piece Of Ship On The Ocean.”
Jeff. I never see anyone named Jeff anymore.
Sea Knot
My Precious
No Sea-um
(…and yes, there are pills for that now.)
Didn’t see it. And oddly enough, but I almost didn’t post it because it wasn’t that funny.
+1
NAS (insert cool name here)
NAS standing for “Not A Ship”.
<SLAPS Jenaroph with a Wet Trout>