Guns? Did someone say “guns”? I like guns. Carry a custom 1991A1 with low rise Novak tritium sights. Did I ever tell you about the 700 yard shot I took with a Remington 700VLS .308 in the wastelands outside Casper? There I was…
I suspect some, if not most, dopers would like me to just shut up. Period.
I know I overdo the ex-wife thing, the age thing, and the “I hate Texas” thing; I’ll cut back, I promise.
Upon reflection I think Dopers would like me to stop starting threads that appeal to the webby basement of our collective unconscious as most feel they amount to nonsense.
Also, I should probably not mention my stint as a stripper.
We are not amused. You are warned.
You must prefer the term “exotic dancer”.
Sweden, being Swedish, and Swedish stuff.
My medical goings-on.
My weightloss.
Frank, you realize at this point that it’s more of a running gag than a dig on anyone? Right?
Back in the day, I used to jump into any thread about the Import Scene pretty heavily. I no longer do that, as 1- I’m not that involved anymore and 2- It never changed anyones mind.
I’m pretty sure some folks would like to see me stop responding to Der Trihs, but that’s probalby not goign to happen anytime soon.
One would have thought it would have stopped being a gag three notes and two warnings ago. One would, apparently, be wrong.
Drugs and language, particularly descriptivism and Chomskyism (which kind of go hand in hand, really). Makes me feel like a wannabe know-it-all when I talk about those things, too–I always think, “What if I really don’t know everything about this, and I’m just spreading ignorance without realizing it?”
What I think the people who talk about the UK and Ireland don’t realize is, not only are their posts interesting and entertaining for us Merkins, but we would fall over and die from happiness if we could actually hear them reading their posts in their accents. It’s not even a sexual thing for me–I’m straight. But it would make my year to hear a Pit thread entirely between British Isles folks reading their posts aloud.
Same here.
6,873, asshat! God! Why are you always bragging about your post count?
Closed at the request of the OP.