What TV character has the most impressive resume?

According to Wiki, Homer Simpson had 188 jobs in the first 400 episodes of the series.

Here is another page with a list of his jobs, including:
Acrobat
Actor
Army private (2 times)
Agent (3 times)
Ambulance driver
Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler
Asking man at products demonstration
Astronaut for NASA
Assassin
Attack-dog trainer for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School
Baby Proofer for his own baby proofing company “Wee Care”

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Sailor in the Naval Reserve
Sanitation Commissioner
Security Officer of SpringShield
Sideshow freak
Silhouette Model
Singer
Smuggler
of beer
of prescription drugs
of fruits and vegetables
of Sugar
Snowplow proprietor and driver
Soccer referee
Soldier
Softball Player
Street musician
Superhero
Spokesperson/Walking Billboard
Sprawl-Mart greeter
Talk Show Host
Teacher
Television Producer
Telemarketer
Tomacco Creator/Farmer/Salesman
Tow Truck Driver
Town crier
Traveling salesman of Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic
Trucker
Union leader
Used Car salesman
Voice actor
Webmaster (“The Computer Wore Menace Shoes”)

…and more importantly, as a theoretical physicist he understands the Universe and thereby everything in it…except Radiohead.

He nowhere near understands everything in the Universe. His whole shtick is that he understands the big stuff, but not the smaller everyday stuff.

And I honestly think we should limit this to humans. Otherwise, the Doctor, Q, or God are clear winners.

Lex Luthor, from one of his cartoon incarnations? President of the United States, the smartest man on Earth, self-made billionaire, married eight times, regularly spars against the most powerful superhumans in the universe, has broken out of the highest security prisons countless times - basically, he can do anything except grow hair.

…man, reading this thread reminds me of why the Doctor is one of my favourite characters!!!

Here’s another one…