OK…I guess I’ll be the first to admit my strange fascination with the ABC Family Channel/BBC program: S Club 7. What red-blooded man can pass up a show feature several hot young teenage girls running around in skimpy outfits!?! Not to mention their cute l’il accents!
Oh, and the guy who played Greg Brady is a reoccurring character–what more do you need?
Any Japanese variety show, especially if it shows people doing something painful/embarrassing/both.
Oh, and when I’m in Australia, anything featuring Steve Irwin. My family and I end up ROFL.
I saw him on Jay Leno the other day, when he brought on two joeys (one of them albino), a cobra and an alligator. It was pretty funny, especially when all these women in the audience started yelling “We love you Steve!”.
Gotta love you Merkans!
Clueless
(the TV show, not me)
It has the cutest (actually 30 year-old) high school female in the world (Stacey Dash). And the writing is pretty sharp:
“Well that whole thing went to pot faster than Woody Harrelson at Reggae Fest.”
Teletubbies
I have to avoid this show like the plague. See, I did a lot of non-prescription personal additives in the 70’s and 80’s and Teletubbies makes me trip out. I stare at the screen completely entranced until the show is over. I just can’t help it.
I’m hopelessly addicted to Survivor.
I also love CSI. Now before you get all defensive and tell me that it’s a riveting show with some merit, let me admit that the only reason I watch this show is for Hunky Guy. I don’t even know the character’s name on the show (actor’s name is George Eads) but he is a beautiful specimen.
Could I get any shallower?
I’m with ya all the way, whistlepeg.
That Stacy Dash rocks. I happened to catch an episode where they had her in a hot tub with her friends ::wrroowrrrr:: I had no clue she was 30 though, amazing.
And the teletubbies? Hey, what can I say, I attribute my fascination with that show to years of drug experimentation too. There’s just something about it… so… a… where was I?
I hate to admit that I watched a full half-hour of a Monster truck free-for-all yesterday. It got so bad that I eventually found myself yelling at the television over their poor scoring methodology. I mean, come on, three beer guzzling schmoes in the stands decide who takes the trophy? Bah!!
The one I’m really ashamed of lately happened only a week or so ago. I was surfing the channels and spotted a promo for 7th heaven that had the drop dead gorgeous Katie Holmes getting possessed by a plant and then going out and getting all trampy with the guys from her school. One scene, from the promo, had her all decked out in a red bikini, ala Pheobe Cates from Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Oh my.
It was so bad I even marked it down in my day planner so I wouldn’t miss it.
I hate to admit it, but that’s the first time a promo ever worked on me the way the producers wanted it to- I was here, I was ready, and I was transfixed on the tube for an hour on a show I’d never seen before.
Psst, PunditLisa, his name’s Nick Stokes. Not that I ever watch the show or anything. No, not me. 
Ummm… Katie Holmes is the girl on Dawson’s Creek right?
Wht is she doing on 7th Heaven?.. Or maybe you’re wrong.
:o
Oh yeah, Dawson’s Creek, not 7th Heaven.
It’s not like a gave a rip about what show she was on, just that she was going to be in a bikini and getting all possesed with the guys.
Jerry Springer.
It boosts my self-esteem to see people more screwed up than I am.
Bad Astronomer, you just keep getting cooler and cooler 
My co-workers try to make me feel ashamed for watching so much Cartoon Network. I don’t care. They think I’m especially weird for liking the anime. Oh well. I refuse to be embarrassed to admit I sit up late Saturday nights watching “adult swim.” I just wish CN didn’t edit the cartoons so bad–they run the “adult swim” disclaimer saying the programs are intended for audiences over the age of 18 and may contain coarse language, violence, etc., then show the Y7 or TVPG version of everything (except Cowboy Bebop). And lamenting this makes me weirder still. Feh. Cartoons are cool.
I can’t help it. I enjoy watching Gilmore Girls.
On the other hand…
Still, the most embarrasing factor has to be that I am a 20 year old male enjoying a show that revolves about a young single mom and her daughter. Is my self deceptional (it doesn’t fool women) manly persona in jeaprody? Can I ever enjoy football or hockey again?? HELP!!!
See, it was a guilty pleasure for me to watch 90210 while they were all in high school. The cheesiness of these popular, beautiful kids (not one of them with more than 14% body fat, and not a pimple in sight) going through their problems (“OMG! Dylan and Brenda Did It!”). Then they graduated and went to college and into the Real World. It wasn’t fun anymore.
Of course, Buffy is going through the same thing, but at least they are far more entertaining. Plus, it has Willow. What more do you need?
I looove the car chase shows, Worlds Worst Drivers, Stupidest Criminals, etc. I also love When Animals Attack, and Cops, anything with “real life” footage. If those things were on a marathon, I’d never get off the couch.
They only went over the line once, by combining the Drivers and Animals shows into a frightening display called When Vehicles Attack. It was basically the WWDrivers show with commentary pretending that it was the car that caused the accident, weird…
Teletubbies = That Lala really has it together!
Riveting show with some merit? Maybe with people who can ACT delivering that crappy dialog, but since William “Tin Woodsman” Peterson one of the producers that ain’t gonna happen.
Gee, I always thought I watched it for Marg Helgenberger. I even remarked at the start of this season, “That was an excellent facelift.” But whatever the reason, I watch it religiously. Then I watch The Agency without apologies.
Ashamed? Well, gee, i don’t know. A show I do NOT talk about to anyone is Bear in the Big Blue House. If you have never heard it, it is about a bear, who lives in a big blue house wih his friends and a smaller bear whose relation to the big bear is not really made clear (My ex was convinced the smaller bear was the big bear’s bitch, but then again, she was really wierd.) But I don’t care! The otter twins kick ass, and I like them a lot!
Hey Hey Hey - A Japanese game show. It is funny as hell.
Trading Spaces - what fun to watch professional designers destroy a room of someones house for their own amusemnt and then watch the owners repair everything at their expense. Beautiful.
Latino Soap Operas - This requires a whole other thread.
Cervantes
If God wasn’t so LAZY and worked the seventh day, this would be paradise. Thanks a lot!
I’m right there with you about Bear in the Big Blue House – Bear is absolutely adorable, and I love it when he sings the goodbye song with Luna. (Who is voiced by the woman who played the commander on another former kids’ show guilty pleasure, Carmen Sandiego.) I will also admit to watching Blue’s Clues from time to time. I tell myself that I’m just preparing for the early childhood of the upcoming baby tlw.
My other main guilty pleasure is the granddaddy of reality television, The Real World. I’ve watched every episode of all but the second NYC season (the kids just annoyed me too much) and I’ve also found myself pulled in to the Real World/Road Rules All-Star Challenge that’s been airing. It’s frightening how much I can enjoy that stuff.
I used to watch a lot of Digimon, back when I wasn’t working.
The Smurfs are now on Cartoon Network, and as much as I hate them I cannot stop watching once I discover them on. I cheer Gargamel on, even though I know it’s futile.
I love Grounded For Life. Donal Logue is the shizznat, and I love that this character can be seen as a kind of carryover of The Tao of Steve. Kevin Corrigan is great, too.
I am an unabashed 90210 fan. I may even have cried during the David&Donna wedding.
Charmed is awesome.
Mrs. CaptMurdock has sucked me into Trading Spaces. It’s alright, but I’ve admitted to having a bit of a crush on Genevieve, the blond, bouncy designer who never wears shoes. She’s yummy. 
The Real World started to lose interest for me when it became obvious that the producers were intentionally casting towards conflict. After the fourth season (London, my favorite) the producers wanted to make sure that never again would they be stuck with seven people who got along.