The first one I learned at camp involved a white man who really had to use the bathroom, but the bathrooms he found were for black people only, and the men’s room was closed besides. He had to go so bad that he decided that he would make himself look black by rolling around in the mud. He is then able to stroll into the ladies’ restroom undetected. As he is doing his “business”, a black lady walks in, sees his backside, and says, “Bless my heart, bless my soul, never seen a nigger with a white asshole!”
That joke is horrible, racist, and, looking back, it doesn’t really make any sense. Of course, neither does the “Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Coke” joke, which I also learned about that time.
There was also “Milk, milk, lemonade, and around the corner is where fudge gets made!” and “Chinese, Japanese, look at these! (pulls out shirt to make ‘breasts’) They’re Christmas trees!”
Wasn’t the kid’s name “Johnny Deeper”? Or is that a different joke?