Does it count in reverse? 'cause I had an affair with an airline employee based out of SDQ while living in Stamford, CT, and for about eight months I’d see her on at least a bi-weekly basis. That’s 1570 miles one way or 3140 round trip. Though strictly speaking, somewhat less, as I did go pick her up (and drop) at JFK.
Damn you Metric System! Damn you to hell!
VinylTurnip and elucidator are going to be jealous!
I had a guy fly all the way from Trondheim, Norway to Fairfax, VA. 3780 miles.
Wouldn’t have seen this if it hadn’t been quoted by FGE. Thank you, thank you.
Jim Anchower? That you?
500 miles. I lived in DC for a couple of years out of grad school, and my girlfriend, now wife, stayed home. By the end of our time, I was going home, or she was visiting, about once a month.
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DUDE, you are an f-in’ holdout, but I’ll forgive you and shit this time!
Man, since that punk Maddoxx quit updating his site and went all sell-out-media-whore and shit, SupDub has had to do all this shit by hisself.
I was all Onion and shit in college, when it was on paper. Back when National Lampoon was an actual mag.
I figgered by now someone would be on here talkin’ ‘bout bangin’ some green bitch from Seti Alpha Six and shit. Lightyears and navicomputers.
Kahn to your mutha.)
Back to the thread.
Wow, I call that endowed.
Rookies. Tibet to California. Required a 4 day bus ride, 3 day train trip, 1 overnight ferry and then a 15 hour plane flight.
Oh, a mail-order bride?
Rimshot.
I drove 937 miles, Four Corners to San Luis Obispo, for a friend’s kid’s birthday last weekend and while I was there a friend hooked me up with a girl on her rugby team, does that count? Now I’m working on getting her to pay to come out and visit me 'cause I’m cheap like that.
I drove over 5 hours to meet ‘Kristy’ who may or may not have been a minor, only to get there and run into Chris Hanson.
Don’t you hate it when that happens?
Edit: Btw, I’m angry at you for thinking of this response first. It’s perfect.
You too eh? Ya know, I did see 8 guys in blue shirts wrestling a guy to the ground in the backyard, but I shrugged it off .:smack:
Google maps says over 2,600 miles as the car drives, but I flew most of it. DC suburbs to Orange County, CA. I’m not sure it counts for the thread as Mama Zappa and I were legally married at the time - to each other even! Still, a memorable weekend “conjugal visit”. 
I think that was the trip where I got a really cheap plane ticket, but was running late to the airport and accidentally parked in the hourly lot. The parking for the weekend cost more than my plane ticket! :smack:
My sister wants to know why you won’t call her?!
Raleigh to Las Vegas and we shagged for three days the first time we met.
Bwah? 
Back in the spring and summer of 1980, I took a Greyhound bus from San Diego to Torrance pretty much every weekend to spend time with the future kaylasmom.