“Words that sound alike get mixed up in my head.”
“Me, too! I used to think ‘masturbation’ meant chewing your food…I don’t think that anymore.”
… do they have tears in their eyes and call you sir?
Sometimes plProstitutes are confused with lot lizards.
Does BigT have a vast knowledge of easy listening music? And a penchant for cheap light blue Tuxedos.
Lounge Lizard?
I swear, this is so true in many ways. Use the incorrect word and you’re a leper, outcast, unclean, but sealion your way through multiple threads and certain people will die on a hill defending you. I’m not complaining exactly, because it’s a part of what makes this place a refuge for people who speak (type) complete sentences, but sometimes…
We’re just plain weird people.
(oh, and in case you can tell from the reduction in horrific typos, I’m back home with a keyboard at my disposal and not running up against the data limits for reduced price on my phone)
Channeling Thomas Covenant, eh?
Gland to hear it.
I put my finger on this important issue thousands of times in my medical career.
It’s good to be alive in the digital age.
If the disease fits… I take that back, in no way to I want to channel his luck, against which even Charlie Brown goes “That man has it rough!”
(I love this place, do you know how few people elsewhere get that?)
Well, that’s certainly true.
(Though I doubt there’s any such thing as unweird people.)
I like to pretend those books don’t exist, thank you very much. 
Same here. WHY did I slog through all of those?
Those were the LAST fantasy books I ever read. Soured me on an entire genre (until I got to do fun voices while reading ‘Mistah Pottahhh’ to my kids).
Good question. I got maybe halfway through the first book and gave up when I realized I kept wanting someone to kill the protagonist because I hated him so much.
I think that was the point of the first book… The protagonist was an asshole.
I was going to apologize for participating in this hijack, but then I realized we’re all asking “What were we THINKING?”
It’s the unwired ones that scare me.
(Not a typo)
Well played.
I think if we Pit ourselves that’s totally okay.
Nonsense! A goodly number of us are gaudily weird.