Indeed, the correct title is disgraced twice impeached four times indicted (and counting) former president.
Please excuse the lack of random capitalization.
Coining the word tetraindicted would seem appropiate by now.
ETA: Soon we might expand that with more new words: pentaindicted, hexaindicted…
I also doubt that he would chose that exact terminology to describe himself, but you never know, the man is nothing if not a strickler for correct terminology…
Perhaps just leave it as “Poliindictec”?
I don’t like the look of the double “i”, make it polyindicted and I agree.
There won’t be one.
Bottle kids!
Think like a MAGAt: You distrust complex things or documents with lots of words. So if Trump is offering up a detailed document with lots of words, you might be inclined to doubt its effectiveness. All those details and words might give those Demonrats something to refute!
That’s why he has to reassure you that it’s irrefutable, despite its length and level of detail.
That exactly matches my guess. Either nothing, or just a rehash of the debunked theories that have already been tried and tossed out of court. I will lean in the direction of something over nothing based on the fact that he set a specific date and time in the next week. If he has no intention of following through he usually just goes with the vague “two-weeks”.
“Holy shit that was a lot of indictments!”
Which is why he needs more MONEY from the Magats to hire BETTER lawyers that will let him reveal the REPORT. Because next they will come and block YOUR REPORTS, and he is the only one standing in their way!
Ah, I’d forgotten about this.
Your take gets my vote.
Or, “Damn, he makes lying look so easy.”
…is the baseline default look for Eric’s face, to be fair.
My vote is with those going with “will contain regurgitated crap that’s already been torn apart by courts and fact-checkers”, plus possibly some newly invented crap if the sycophant writing the “Large, Detailed, but Irrefutable REPORT” can think of any.
My hope is it earns the Orange Menace a few more lawsuits and maybe a charge of contempt of court. Someone should ask him whether the “Large, Detailed, but Irrefutable REPORT” will be presented as evidence for the defense in his upcoming Georgia trial, since it’s so Irrefutable that the judge would immediately end the trial, apologizing to the Orange Menace with tears in his eyes.
If Mike Lindell isn’t involved in the presentation of this REPORT, I’d be surprised. 
Most likely: A stack of blank papers that he insists are the proof, followed by all of the heads of the Murdoch hydra spewing out “Now that he’s publicly released the conclusive proof, everyone should forget about it, and the Demon-Rats are only not reading it because they know it’ll show how evil they are”.
Next-most likely: He’ll say nothing at all, never even mention it. The Murdoch hydra will alternate between spewing the same thing as in the first case, and “Report? What report? He never said he was going to make a report, why is everyone lying about the Great One?”.
After that, the word-salad thing. But nobody on the Right will even try to interpret what he “meant to say”; they’ll just pretend that it makes sense and only an idiot wouldn’t know what it meant (IIRC, this was the overwhelming response to “covfefe”).
There are several ways Trump could write a hundred page REPORT.
He could repeat the phrase “lorem ipsum” a lot. Or “I am the very model of a modern major general”. Or “Can’t get enough of that Sugar Crisp”. Or the words to “John Jakob Jingleheimer Schmidt”.
He could use 35 point font in Innocent White crayon.
He could allot the same space to each judge, known officials and his co-conspirators. Calling each CORRUPT and SCOFFLAW.
He could attach appendices detailing various fast food menus, the lyrics to “Fight For Your Right to Party” and “Sabotage”, recipes involving Georgian favourites “peanuts, peaches, pecans and pimiento cheese”, an unadulterated map of potential hurricane paths, photocopies of a “get out of jail free” and “second prize in beauty contest” official certificates, a signed permission note from the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man In The Workd”, or the spine and soul of Lindsey Graham.
Photographs proving that at appropriate times, fingers were crossed.
A tape of Trump denying wrongdoing regarding the Georgia election, “being the one who dealt it” or being Individual One who “stole the cookie from the cookie jar”.
A printout showing verbatim torrents of personal support from Breitbart, X, Twitter, The Purchased Formerly Known As 
, Trump Social or Threads Bare.
Fan letters from Giuliani, Graham and Gregor Clegane, Vlad, Kim Jong, Hun Sen and Mitch.
Just imagine a report instead of an outfit.
I think it will be a list of all the debunked theories he has been touting since the election.