What Will You Be in Your Next Life?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Take the Reincarnation Quiz!

According to them I will be a lion!

*"Only 18% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life as you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life."*

Take that, you 82% who will be lower life forms! Bow to the lioness in me!

Uh oh. It seems I was somehow downgraded to a cockroach. Ok, what I said before…you know I was joking, right?

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A rock? A ROCK?! This game is stupid.

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I’m an alligator: Almost 39% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

“Ding, fries are done!” cracked me up!

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I’m an alligator as well.

I have sincerely looked for the validity of their criticisms and decided they can go to hell.

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I’m a parrot.

I hate birds.

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A zebra. “Only 23% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.”

Great. I get hunted and killed by the lion. le sigh

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Ditto.

See ya later…

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:smiley:

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I’m going to be a wolf.
“Almost 34% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
You’re not perfect, but you’ve lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.”

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A Cat, 50%. Ouch, I’m a meanie.

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Dammit! I knew I should’ve done more sinning! :smiley:

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A bear.

*"Almost 32% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You’re not perfect, but you’ve lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."*

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I’m a zebra. Wolf is definitely cooler- are they trying to teach us something about being victims?

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woohoo!
i’m a lion too…with the 18 percent stuff, too.

what’s higher than lion? ghandi? chuck norris? john holmes?

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Chalk up another lion here.

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Cow.

66% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Mooooo.

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A penguin…*

*at least I’ll still look good in a tuxedo.

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I’m a gorilla. Here’s hoping they’re still around when I kick the bucket; otherwise, I’m screwed.

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A horse.
Ooooh! My fries are done!

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Apparently a gorilla.

I don’t want to be a gorilla.