What Will You Be in Your Next Life?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m a fox, bitches! A stone-cold fox! Woohoo! Sex machine!

Um, anyway, almost 52% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than me.

There’s quite a bit of room for improvement in my life. If I continue to follow my current path, many obstacles will await me in my next life.

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a tiger - 16% will be higher than me
does that mean tigers are higher than lions?
anyway - I knew I’d be some kind of feline

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I’m a Spelling Bee.

(Fixed the thread title.)

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I’m a horsey!

Listen to my hooooves! Clippety-clop!

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Woohoo, bear level!

(The highest appears to be a gorilla…)

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A rhino:
Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You’re not perfect, but you’ve lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

Jim

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Chalk up another Horse on the board…

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You could work on being less nice of a person. :smiley:

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I’m going to be a tiger:

Only 16% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

I hope I am an albino tiger with white hair so more people will come and see me and I can say hello!!

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I’m a tiger. Rowr.

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I’m a wolf!

34%

I like wolves. I wouldn’t mind being one.

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(there’s no editing my own posts here, is there? so if I have an afterthought, I have to make two posts in a row or just, heaven forbid, keep my afterthought to myself?)

the highest I could get, jut looking for the highest animal, was shark. which is 5%.

An owl is 9%

I’m not sure if there’s anything above shark.

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A Parrot.

*Almost 36% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You’re not perfect, but you’ve lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.*

I don’t want to be a parrot.

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I shall be an elephant, with 25% of people reincarnated above me.

At least it’s not a cockroach, or something. Elephants are kind of cool.

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A Dog.

Almost 48% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You’re not perfect, but you’ve lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

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A Lion. Hmmm, I’m just not seeing it…

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I am The Penguin! Bwawawawawa! Waiter, bring me a herring malted, and I wanna massage Diane Sawyer’s feet.

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I’m a chimp (?) 11% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
a chimp… :confused:

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I’ll be joining The Sausage Creature and Lsura as a trio of parrots. Maybe we can star in Monty Python sketches when we pass on again?

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I’ll be an alligator.

"Almost 39% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than (I will).

(I’m) not perfect, but (I)'ve led a better life than most. With a few changes now, (my) next life could be even better."

Sounds about right. Plus I like warm weather, and as a gator I’d likely be in Florida year 'round…