Chimps are higher than lions and tigers? oh, my! Where do the bears fit in?
A Horse.
What’s a “Higher Form of Life”, anyways?
Helllllll yeah…
I’m a tiger - I love tigers, they’re big, lazy, and generally cool cartoon characters.
So here’s the breakdown so far, using the rounded-up numbers where appropriate:
Shark 5%
Owl 9%
Chimp 11%
Tiger 16%
Gorilla 14%
Lion 18%
Zebra 23%
Elephant 25%
Rhino 27%
Bear 32%
Wolf 34%
Parrot 36%
Alligator 39%
Dog 48%
Fox 52%
Cat 50%
Cow 66%
Penguin ?
Horse ?
Rock ?
There are amongst us:
2 Chimps
3 Tigers
2 Gorillas
4 Lions
2 Zebras
1 Elephant
1 Rhino
1 Wolf
2 Bears
3 Parrots
4 Alligators
1 Dog
1 Fox
1 Cat
1 Cow
4 Horses
2 Penguins
1 Rock (Do you have to get minus points for this one?)
Wjat? You don’t like my way of spelling ‘what?’
Seriously, thanks. Don’t you just hate it when you carefully proofread your text but forget about the title? (I do.)
Coo coo ca choo?
OK, Tigers are now 4 with Drm joining their ranks.
What I’m wondering is why Cows get such a poor rating? I mean they’re sacred in India and just about everyone there believes in reincarnation. You’d think bovines would be higher on the list.
Tikki–a Bear wannabe.
I am also an elephant. That’s not so bad, people like elephants and I could paint with my nose and sell the paintings for millions. 
Plus all the peanuts I could eat.
I was a Panda at 7% people higher than me.
My wife is a Zebra at 23%.
Jim
‘Nuther Wolf checkin’ in. Anybody decide who the alpha male is yet?
Coulda been worse.
Coulda been “chump” 
::runs yelping for the corner::
Another elephant checking in. Cool.
You can call me “Stampy.”
Oh, yeah, I’m a lion. Proud and strong, baby!
Don’t mess with the Rhino, baby!
(Yeah, Spider-Man, I’m looking at you…)
Another dog here. Woof.
I am owl, hear me hoot!
Sounds like Monty Python with the coconut shells…
I’m a Rhino.
I don’t want to be a Rhino. I want to come back as a whale, with all the shrimp I can eat and getting overweight isn’t a problem. That should be the 1% deal.
… until you get your face mutilated because some nit wants your tusks.
I’m another elephant.
Hup 2, 3, 4, pick it up 2, 3, 4…
Bear. Some of the questions were silly. If a friend of mine asked for 2 bucks and that was all I had, I wouldn’t give it to them unless it was life or death. Why does that make me a bad person?
I am a parrot. Bawk.
It looks like I’m the first giraffe–30% of reincarnies are better than me.
So, Giraffe, any advice?
Apparently, I will be reincarnated as a horse. I can live with that.
"Only 20% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life."