My second to last words will be: “Pull my finger.”
Well lookee here, an Ursus horribilis. Does this big ol’ teddy bear want his widdle tummy wubbed…
When I was younger I thought it would be…
you’ll never take me alive, coppers!!!
Now, I think it will be something along the lines of…
Ahhahahahahahhahaha… oops
"Great. Now I’ll never see the end of Brazil (because I’ve seen most of it like, 8 times but never see the ending)
“Boy, that was close…oh.”
“Dammit! Not again!”
“The eighteen digit PIN number for the main account is 471…ack!”
“To infibidy and befar!” - in honor of my nephew who used to pronounce it that way.
“Oh, hello Mr. Gotti.”
I wonder how often it’s one, and then the other.
“You don’t have the balls!”
I do.
“I have found an astonishing proof of this theorem, but there is no time now to explain it.”
“Catch you on the flip side!”
“Don’t have too much fun without me.”
“Just think happy thoughts and we’ll fly home…”
“So long…and thanks for all the fish.”
“So long and goodnight.”
Is that all there is?
Although I’d really like it to be:
Well, that’s the last star, the entire universe has gone cold, and we’re out of beer.
You ready to go?
"Is that a cow in the roa . . . "
Why yes, I *would *like more cheese.
BOSCO!
(I can't believe I'm the first one to post this.)“Naw, baby, Bears like it when you stand between them and their cubs. check it out.”
It’s “oh shit” that leads the pack, by a large margin.
Woolybooger my ass!
“Of course it’s dead, see I’ll poke it with this sti…”
or
“Oh no, not again”
Bitterly, to whomever is at my bedside: “Well, why couldn’t this be you, instead?”
“Wow! This is the biggest mousetrap I’ve ever seeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
“Where’s all that moaning coming from?”
“Someone’s knocking at the door … somebody’s ringing the bell … do me a favor: tell them to fuck off! I’m dyin’ here!”
Hopefully I won’t live long enough to say: What the hell? Who let the penguins in?