Kind of linked to the Recorded messages in gravestones thread.
Let’s say you are lying on your deathbed with your closest friends and family around you. You have 10 seconds. What would you say?
From a stand-up comedian:
“Children…come closer…I was Mr. Blobby. I die…”
Other ideas:
“My only regret in life is forgetting to tell you I was contagious…”