Schlub…walking around slowly…kinda snail-like
Chumalumading dong…anything alcoholic
chibberlips…kissy lips
Me and my fiance’ are always making up new ones…soon we’ll have our own language…
Not mine, but entertaining nonetheless. From creative people I have known and loved:
cuddly sac - for cul de sac
o’dark thirty - very early in the morning
sarconic - self-explanitory
I plan on history remembering me as one of the greastest suppliers of quotes since Mark Twain. Unfortunately none spring to mind. It’s not that they’re not great quotes, it’s just that I’m so damn modest.
Hate to tell you this, but “numpty” is very old Army slang.
In the Army, a “numpty” is someone more competent than a “thud” but slightly less competent than a “knobthruster.”
Coined words:
Masturwaiting– Masturbating to pass the time.
Octopy (and all variations thereof, especially octopying and octopycation)-- To make out with great enthusiasm in a public/semipublic place.
And in the New Usage category:
Chimney– A smoker.
I have a friend given to spoonerisms, and she came up with “horizontical” as the opposite of vertical. Her son overheard the term “hubba hubba” but misremembered it, and, catching his mom and dad kissing, said “hoosha hoosha!”
Hubby and I make word-mangling a hobby, so we often say things like “read the destructions” and “you can’t use that, it’s busticated” or “brokified”.
Past tense of “highlight” should be “highlit” so I use it.
At a staff meeting, I response to frustrated rants about our inability to sync up reports generated by two systems, “Hey, we’ll never be able to make it right. All we can do is to narrow the window of wrongness.” One of my staff wrote it on our whiteboard, where it lived for several weeks.
Another whiteboard winner was about some problems that were occurring on our Internet sites: “Yep, it’s a hamster in the python of eCommerce, all right.”
-Sue
p.s. “not a happy camper” was coined much earlier than 1983, I think.
I present, for your approval, the phrase “Pulled a Nightline”.
For those of you may not know this fact (people my age or younger), Nightline began its life as a series of special reports on the Iranian hostage situation in 1979. After a while, ABC found that they couldn’t break their obsessive compulsive habit of broadcasting news at 11:30pm, so they left the show on their schedule, changed the name from “America Held Hostage” to “Nightline” and started pumping Ted Koppel with coffee through an I.V.
Basically “Pulling a Nightline” means taking advantage of a unforseen news event to expand or launch a news program on the fly. That has happened a lot here in Washington, basically by WUSA-TV (the CBS affiliate here). During the so-called “Blizzard of '96,” Channel 9 decided to begin airing news at 5am because the first instint that humans have when faced with a two or three feet of snow is to wake up well before dawn. That weekend, they prempted their normal slate of cartoons and informercials to also show news. These programs still exist to this day.
In fact, Channel 9 may yet again be pulling a Nightline. They normally air their Saturday morning program at 7, but this morning they had a “Special Report” on Operation Enduring Freedom. This special report included, among other stories, what the return of His-Airness–Sir Michael Jordan–would mean to the Washington Wizards. How that helps Operation Freedom, I do not know.
this has been around a lot longer then that. my friends and I were using it in the late 80’s/early 90’s during drinking games such as Asshole.
“beer me, Asshole,” was a common utterance.
Also, I’d be surprised if Norm from Cheers didn’t say this a time or too…
All monkeyed up: the condition your car seat and mirrors are in after someone much shorter/taller than you drives it. The result of monkeying with something.
Encrapulated: what text documents look like when you open them with the wrong program.
Bullwinkle: a know-it-all, from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show’s 'Ask Mr. Know-it-all"
Wetware interface issue: Tech support term for an idiot user, also Luser.
I may not have been the first to coin any of these but I don’t recall having heard them before I said them.
For Breasts…Chesticals 
J.
I’ve tried to get spread the term “ass” to mean “good” for the last 2 years. So far its a private joke between several of us, and the other dozens of people just look at me funny.
shrug. i like it
In 1982 I was in the military. Living in the barracks. One morning after a margarita party my roommate had a terrible hangover. I was known for my verbal antics, and thats when it hit me looking at him reminded of a puppy a saw that had drank some antifreeze and I said to him you are one sick puppy. Thats where it came from. Just ask Ralph Stevens a.k.a. COUNTRY ANTHONY BURNS COINED THAT PRHASE!!!
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