“Doorknob!”
Eh, yes, I make board games; before that I tried a card game. And I like to modify existing games (Saint Petersburg and A Game of Throne). But somehow, people aren’t interested. When I suggest “Hey, let’s try this!” they start shifting their legs, going em and ah.
Too bad I am in Singapore. I would love to playtest with you and your group of friends, but air travel isn’t cheap 
“Let’s make love.”
“Have you seen my ass lately?”
Incoming!
(To an interesting woman) “Wanna meet for coffee?”
(To everyone else) “I read on the net that…”
“Braaaaaaaaaaains!”
Why, is it missing? HA!
If I’m talking to my boyfriend, then it’s any mention of card games.
If my boyfriend is talking to me, then it’s the Seinfeld thing. Ugh.
If we’re talking to anyone else, it’s “When we move to Chicago…”
Me too, me too. Simpsons and Seinfeld are my Codex of Ultimate Wisdom or something.
:: points to corner:: “Spider”
I have a friend, he’s a big guy, he’s does the martial arts thing, he’s been in an out of the armed services, overall he’s someone you wouldn’t really want to mess with. There was a (little)spider in my car once, on the windshield, and he jumped into my lap…while I was driving.
Sure fire way to make my husband flee:
‘‘I had this strange dream last night…’’
“I just read a really funny thread on the message board…”
For friends: So, I got this email from Sue…(the wife of our good buddy who turned him into a preacher for her cult, I mean church, if you count some shack in the woods a church. Pussy is a powerful tool. She only emails me, but I feel they should all partake of the crazy.)
At work: Meeting in conference room in 10 mins. (new case assignments suck)
At home:
Hubby: Wow look at how nice that house on the corner is with the new paint job.
Kid #1, 17yro: Isn’t tomorrow trash day? (see dogs below)
Kid #2, 9yro: Amy’s at the door.
Kid #3, 6yro: Who clogged the toilet? (that dooty to paper ratio is a bugger to get right)
2 Dogs: Bath time!
Is bushcraft the same as camping? Or is there some sort of game involved?
It’s got various meaning, but it’s generally used in the UK to refer to “back-to-basics” woodland camping with a focus on self-sufficiency in the natural world… so making natural shelters (or using a hammock / tarp rather than tent), cooking over open fires, using plant cordage, foraging / hunting for food.
Low-tech camping, if you like.
As compared with high-tech hill-walking types, where technical fabrics, lightweight tents, and complicated stoves are the order of the day.
Or genteel English camping, where you have hot showers, electricity hookups for your TV, a bar on site, neatly mown pitches etc etc.
My bunny did something REALLY cute the other day…
If I try and tell a joke. Or be funny.
See what I mean?
Diarrhea!!
And thats the second time tonight I’ve written that word in a thread. People will start thinking I’m obsessed or something…!
“Roger’s got the whole birth on video if you’d like to see it…”