“Wouldn’t you like to be financially independent? I’d like to invite you & your lovely spouse to dinner, when we can discuss the advantages of mid/multilevel marketing.” Welcome to Amway, friends. This nonsense has broken up both friends & family in my circle.
Love, Phil
I’ve never tried it but I would expect"I think I’ve shat myself,do you think you could give me hand to clean up because its awkward reaching back around there "to do the trick.
But being honest I suspect that when I utter the words"When I was in (name country here)" people start reaching for the pill bottle,or testing out razors on their wrists.
Not just my friends; this works for everybody:
“I’m moving the weekend after next. Can I get a hand? I just have some furniture and a few boxes I need help carrying to the truck. Please? Pizza and beer. Come on, people, it’s pizza and beer! Please?”