In front of the Pope on Easter.
The grounds of our nation’s capitol.
Trust me on this.
I keep trying to convince my wife that we should do it on the boss’s desk.
Then she reminds me that our bed is much more comfy than my desk.
-Tcat
I second (third? forth?) the zero gee low gravity ideas. Apperently google thinks New York is the ultimate place. Come to think of it about crotch level in the statue of liberty makes me smile.
I would also suggest the Mall in DC, but I would have a little problem whipping out my monument with Washington’s reaching for the sky. Makes me feel… little.
-Otanx
in a woman 
hopes everybody realises he is a secure heterosexual, with a great sense of humour, in a long term relationship. Rather than a sad 32-year old virgin…
On the Eiffel Tower. On that glass bit where you can see all the way to the bottom. Yes, that would be fun.
On the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disney.
Hey, they’re tourists, who cares what they think. And maybe the kids will learn something.
I was thinking of a non-Earth scenario, say a planet with lower gravity, but similar atmosphere (forget for a moment whether or not that’s actually possible) - combining the convenience and novelty of zero-G with the thrill of doing it outdoors, in the open air.
Damn you! That was MY answer!
Actually, it just scares me that someone else thinks that way.
Because I’m dying to get revenge on him…in my brother’s prized possession, his new truck. Behind his restaurant. During a busy lunch hour.
(He had sex in my car as a teenager and I’ve never forgiven him for it.)
E.
On the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. Try to time the climax so it occurs when the shark jumps out of ther water.
In the Georgia dome, on the fifty yard line (while the Dirty Birds kick for three)?
In the library on top of books (but you can’t be too loud)?
In the White House (trying to make them turn the lights out)?
On stage at the Ludacris concert (cause you know it got sold out)?
In the basket of a hot air balloon a handful of thousand feet above the ground, in free float.
Upside down, hoisted by the ankles in padded ankle cuffs.
On top of a 40 foot cotton ball.
If the bathysphere is a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’.
In a medieval cathedral, at the crossing on the tile floor with the sunlight streaming through the stained glass windows.
remembers our visit to St. Patrick’s several years ago
Ooh! Faerie --I like that!
How about in the woods behind my house, with the sunlight dappled thru the trees and a slight breeze that sends shivers over my naked skin?
Hmmm…be back later.
In heaven
…no, hell
Oval Office. On the table, and the guy with the nuclear football is in the room.
Cistine Chapel
On the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in full pirate regalia, so that it looks like you’re the pirate who caught the wench.
Edge of the event horizon of a black hole. Yeah you’ll die, but while you’re pumping away stars will be be born and die. That how I roll.
Intercouse, PA ?
Blue Ball, PA ?
Bird In Hand, PA?
http://www.skychairs.com/chair.htm
My two personal favorites.
“Life’s been good to me so far. . .”