Sorry, I really didn’t know how to phrase that question.
But I was talking to my husband about it last night, and here’s what we decided.
In the booth: Madden, Cris Collinsworth, and Bob Costas.
On the field: Dion Sanders and Troy Aikmen.
That is my nightmare combination. What’s yours?
Brent Musberger on play-by-play, with Dennis Miller and Eric Dickerson as color commentators.
Then, back to the studio halftime show, with Beano Cook and Deion Sanders.
In the booth: Dick Button (he’d be nitpicking about their form), Andy Rooney, and Tom Arnold.
On the field: Jewles Asner and the guy who does the Bravo channel thing with celebrities.
John Madden and Dick Vitale. Yes, I know he’s not a football commentator, but the idea occurred to me the other day, and I really don’t think you could have a worse combination.
Give Joe Montana a microphone and put him with anybody.
If it can be anyone:
Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top, and Barry Manilow in the booth with Anna Nicole Smith on the field, and Bea Arthur in the locker room.
Howard Cosell, Bob Trumpy, and John Madden.
Elmer Fudd, Anna Nicole Smith, and Elton John.
Just imagine!!
Me doing play by play as I know very little about football.
“Ok he just handed it off to that one guy and someone has knocked him down. Hey those cheerleaders are pretty hot”
I think Richard Simons and Allister Cook would not be a good combo either.
Jerry Glanville and Boomer Esiason in the booth, Deion Sanders on the field.
There aren’t any play-by-play men that really bother me, so we’re stuck with two crappy color commentators in the booth.
John Madden and ANYONE!
[maddenism]If you want to won the game, you have to score…[/maddenism]
:rolleyes: Thanks John!
Well, sticking strictly to the guys who are actually football announcers, I’d have to say its a easy choice.
Dan Dierdorf and Paul MaGuire in the booth doing color and Mike Patrick doing play-by-play.
Dickerson and Armen Kytaien (I’m not wasting my time checking that spelling) on the sidelines.
Beano Cook, Deion Sanders, Marv Levy, and Jim Nance in the studio.
Brutal, seriously.
Ok, worst combo EVAR…
Rick James, Godzilla, and Charles Manson
Al Alfalfa Michaels and anybody.
Jesse Ventura and anybody else.
The bad thing is, Jesse’s out of a job soon. I hope he doesn’t send his resume to the networks.
Robin
Mel Tillis and Elmer Fudd.
John Madden, Cris Collinsworth, and Dan Dierdorf (or substitute Paul Maguire).
Gads.
Oh God, I totally agree. Madden/Collinsworth/Dierdorf is much, much worse than Madden/Collinsworth/Costas could ever be.
Victoria Jackson, Judy Tenuda and Roseanne Barr would make my ears bleed.
How about Emo Phillips, Dick Butkus, and a bottle of pizza?