in the middle of the night while clutching a butcher knife?
Given how poorly I did on the gaydar test, I suppose whatever I did it would be wrong.
Are you making plans for the weekend?
If he came through my window I would have to assume it was Peter North and ask for his autograph.
Then I would compare dicks. 
BTW, me thinks the OP just wants to see what kind of Google adds appear on the bottom of the screen.
Waiting…
Toss him a side of beef, some gym shorts and some Vaseline?
“Beat him off, or let him stay?”. Ugh.
I’d shoot first and ask questions later.
The same as last time.
Are you talking about my browser window… cuz that would kinda freak me out.
I’d say, “Hey…what’s with the knife?”
Batman? Is that you?
YAY! Another boner thread!
Time to activate my karate-chop action.
Really, though, I have a wakizashi hanging on the wall above my bed, because you never know.
Now, if he were naked with a boner and no weapons, what I would do depends on 3 things:
- Is he hot?
- Is he disease-free?
- Is he actually a really nice guy?
If all answers are yes, I might keep him awhile.
If a naked man with a hard-on came through my window, I’d probably wipe it up after closing the window.
I’d burst into applause. It’d be a bit of a climb, particularly with no equipment or clothing and holding a knife between your teeth.
I probably wouldn’t have noticed the hard-on until AFTER I’d choked the life out of him.
Ask him to come back at a decent hour.
Shoot him.
Nothing, the So sleeps toward the windw. Hehe, his problem.
Hey, that has actually happened to me! (Well, I didn’t see a knife).
My reaction was to yell “I’m gonna scream!” and then run, screaming, out my front door. :eek:
While I’d like to think I could have actually caused some kind of damage to the guy, the “run and scream” method worked pretty well for me at the time.