“You’re late…I’m not paying for the full hour.”
Thanks! It might have been funnier has I proofread before posting. :smack:
How about semi-hard with a pair of fondue forks?
Flaccid with a jar of Black Widows…?
What if* I *have the erection?
“had I proofread”! Dammit! After this and noticing in another thread that I typed that Tom Delay had been “invited”, I think it’s time I got new glasses.
Envy.
The same as I do every time. I’d explain once more “Rick, you are the senator from Pennsylvania. You have a conservative image to uphold. You have several kids who’ll be in college soon. You can’t keep wasting your money and that of the taxpayers to fly down here in a Lear jet and do this.” Then I’d bring out the Atlanta version of Monopoly like always, we’d play two rounds, he’d get pissy when I told him we’re not doing the $500 Free Parking thing as it’s not canonical, we’d watch Annie again and I’d loan him a parka to wear back to the airport. It gets so damned old.
I shoot the bastard. That’s my policy. I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.
That was you?
I’d leave the next move to him, because he would find a naked man with a hard on sitting a chair in the middle if the night while clutching a hunting knife.
I’d tell him to go to IMHO.
You’re right… oh God, what was I thinking?!
Dammit. Just had to close to door to my office.
Let’s see, I have a sword within reach of the bed, one in a display case on the bookshelf, two in a stand across the room, five and a machete in the closet, then ten different knives in a display case in the other bookshelf…
So my reaction would be indecision, and doubtless I’d be stabbed to death because of it.
“I don’t think I’m in Kansas anymore.”
OK, this was the Google ad I saw
Baseball Thru The Window
Looks just like a real sports ball broke a window. On Sale $ 9.89
www.prankplace.com
Are we proposing some new products for them?
Does it count as irony if I use his own butcher knife to “process” him? It would be really cool to have a freezer full of meat going in to the winter…
In the original Dirty Harry … it goes something like, “When I see a naked man with a butcher knife and a hard-on chasing a girl through an ally, I figure he ain’t out picking apples.”
For some reason they changed it to the Red Cross thi 
ng.
"…I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross! "
VCNJ~
Thanks for the link!
Love the flick; so well crafted … just flows nicely along.
“911? Yeah, it’s Quagmire… yeah, it’s in a window this time.”